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Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:42 pm
When and how did you realize that the Crimson Tide football team was actually affiliated with a college?
I'm picturing a story as old as time for Bama fabs: 35 yrs old, you just got promoted to assistant shift supervisor, and McDonalds is rewarding you with your first Saturday off in years. You had been saving up since Saban was hired and Bama sold out that first A-Day a decade ago to take your daughter (your grandsons mom), but she died of a heroin overdose. But her oldest son (your grandson and your 3rd cousin technically) is 6 now and old enough to make memories. And her youngest, the little mixed one is still small enough to Sprint across a field in your arms with and have him signed. Sabans signature is totally worth being seen in public with a mulatto, and it should last a long time since nobody baths the baby. So you pick up your grandkids/cousins and set off from Ranburne bright and early headed west.
You get off the interstate in Tuscaloosa and you're so excites you can feel your pants tightening up.
BUT WAIT! What are all these strange buildings in the area of the football stadium? they aren't businesses or residences. They all say "school of" and "college" on the front. And who are all these teenagers walking between them with books and backpacks?
That's when you remember a strange little detail about the logo of your beloved Crimson Tide. Upon closer inspection look the pattern on the outer circle of the logo is actually a series of letters. Its been 25 years since your last school learnin but you do your best to sound it out to solve this mystery...
University of Alabama... Huh... You've heard that term before. "I guess that's what U of A stands for" you say to yourself.
That's when suddenly the light bulb flips on and it all clicks!... You've heard of these "University" things before. You've heard your bosses talk about going to them. And after High School when all your Auburn fan friends disappeared for a few years, that's where they went!
All these years you've been watching the Crimson Tide play football and Bama is actually a school!
And that's when you get PISSED OFF. You call up PAWL Finebaum immediately and call for Saban to be fires. You knew he was getting old, but you didn't know it was this bad. Clearly he's gone senile, allowing his players to slack off and go to who knows how many classes when they could be spending that on the practice field! No wonder that lazy POS Nick Saban LOSES GAMES That should never happen at BAMA. And spending good money on building classrooms and buying books when you could be buying a new QB and paying off refs! UNFORGIVEABLE
ROW TAHD!
*This story has been a dramatization based on real life experiences after extensive research and observation of behavior patterns of typical members of the Bama Fanbase subspecies.
We hope you enjoyed
I'm picturing a story as old as time for Bama fabs: 35 yrs old, you just got promoted to assistant shift supervisor, and McDonalds is rewarding you with your first Saturday off in years. You had been saving up since Saban was hired and Bama sold out that first A-Day a decade ago to take your daughter (your grandsons mom), but she died of a heroin overdose. But her oldest son (your grandson and your 3rd cousin technically) is 6 now and old enough to make memories. And her youngest, the little mixed one is still small enough to Sprint across a field in your arms with and have him signed. Sabans signature is totally worth being seen in public with a mulatto, and it should last a long time since nobody baths the baby. So you pick up your grandkids/cousins and set off from Ranburne bright and early headed west.
You get off the interstate in Tuscaloosa and you're so excites you can feel your pants tightening up.
BUT WAIT! What are all these strange buildings in the area of the football stadium? they aren't businesses or residences. They all say "school of" and "college" on the front. And who are all these teenagers walking between them with books and backpacks?
That's when you remember a strange little detail about the logo of your beloved Crimson Tide. Upon closer inspection look the pattern on the outer circle of the logo is actually a series of letters. Its been 25 years since your last school learnin but you do your best to sound it out to solve this mystery...
University of Alabama... Huh... You've heard that term before. "I guess that's what U of A stands for" you say to yourself.
That's when suddenly the light bulb flips on and it all clicks!... You've heard of these "University" things before. You've heard your bosses talk about going to them. And after High School when all your Auburn fan friends disappeared for a few years, that's where they went!
All these years you've been watching the Crimson Tide play football and Bama is actually a school!
And that's when you get PISSED OFF. You call up PAWL Finebaum immediately and call for Saban to be fires. You knew he was getting old, but you didn't know it was this bad. Clearly he's gone senile, allowing his players to slack off and go to who knows how many classes when they could be spending that on the practice field! No wonder that lazy POS Nick Saban LOSES GAMES That should never happen at BAMA. And spending good money on building classrooms and buying books when you could be buying a new QB and paying off refs! UNFORGIVEABLE
ROW TAHD!
*This story has been a dramatization based on real life experiences after extensive research and observation of behavior patterns of typical members of the Bama Fanbase subspecies.
We hope you enjoyed
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:43 pm to BowlJackson
You've been off your game since the leave of absence.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:44 pm to BowlJackson
Now THIS is how you melt. Well done BowlJackson.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:45 pm to TomRollTideRitter
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You've been off your game since the leave of absence.
And you've been retarded since you came out of your mom feet first, but its not polite to bring that up, is it?
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:45 pm to elposter
The University of Auburn.....new barn AD...
Good ole auburn
Good ole auburn
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:46 pm to TomRollTideRitter
He been traumatized, auburn war song birds lost to UCF and the two rivals they have a losing record to historically played in the title game, while they sat at home. It's hindered his trolling.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:47 pm to BowlJackson
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And you've been retarded since you came out of your mom feet first, but its not polite to bring that up, is it?
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:49 pm to BowlJackson
When my Masters in Civil Engineering from Alabama had me advance in oil and gas infrastructure design faster than some aubs that used to work right beside me.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:49 pm to BowlJackson
You should be ashamed of yourself
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:50 pm to elposter
Inferiority Complex U....Lee County Branch...
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:50 pm to BowlJackson
wat
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:51 pm to BowlJackson
Dude....I guess you thought this was literature on a par with “LSU FANs REALLY DO SMELL LIKE CORN DOGS.” It isn’t. It isn’t even funny. It is boring, trite and virtually unreadable.
Let’s face it sonny, you’d be smart to keep your day job as a mon’ back.
Let’s face it sonny, you’d be smart to keep your day job as a mon’ back.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:53 pm to elposter
Too bad about that epic fail,the next time I read something that boring I hope it's your obituary.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:54 pm to BowlJackson
Yeah nobody is reading that
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:54 pm to thomasbrown_2007
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He been traumatized, auburn war song birds lost to UCF and the two rivals they have a losing record to historically played in the title game, while they sat at home. It's hindered his trolling.
And to top it off they lost to Ed O
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:54 pm to BowlJackson
The op was little-brother to the core.
The reply ....
You're better than this Bowl !
I know you can do much better. In my years of lurking, I've seen your brilliance !
The reply ....
quote:was cringeworthy .
And you've been retarded since you came out of your mom feet first, but its not polite to bring that up, is it?.....
You're better than this Bowl !
I know you can do much better. In my years of lurking, I've seen your brilliance !
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:56 pm to BowlJackson
Your infatuation and time wasted doing that was tl;dr.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 4:20 pm to BowlJackson
Your prayers for the meteor strike on Mercedes-Benz Stadium didn't come true, so you put a lot of time and effort into this crappy attempt to troll your big brother? Sad.
We'll just consider this as your tiny blow against the empire.
We'll just consider this as your tiny blow against the empire.
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