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Posted on 1/23/20 at 2:40 pm to Buckeye Jeaux
I'd knot her up.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 2:50 pm to Buckeye Jeaux
I am happy for Tim Tebow. I wish him and the new Mrs. Tebow much happiness.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 2:54 pm to I Bleed Garnet
My dad was 36 and mom 32 when they had me, but they also had my brother first and were 33 and 28 respectively then. Basically I'd have to get a girlfriend right now (I'm 32 in 2 weeks) and date for awhile to even have a chance at having a kid in time (always figured if I did have a kid I wouldn't have one past 36)... luckily I don't really want kids or a family, and I don't really go out of my way to have a girlfriend either.
This post was edited on 1/23/20 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 1/23/20 at 5:23 pm to Buckeye Jeaux
If you're gonna have a beard, make sure it looks like that.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:29 pm to SCgamecock2988
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I don't really go out of my way to have a girlfriend either.
So you're morbidly obese?
Posted on 1/23/20 at 6:32 pm to Hobnailboot
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I'm sure Tebow likes you BigD
Because I live in Dallas?
Posted on 1/23/20 at 8:04 pm to Buckeye Jeaux
Now Tebow needs to man up and walk in wearing a PIIHB T-shirt and carrying a pair of handcuffs. That would be an OT baller move on honeymoon night.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 8:22 pm to Buckeye Jeaux
She’s gonna pop his cherry.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 8:25 pm to Manzielathon
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I don’t think anyone hates him ... we’d all just rather be Johnny Manziel, rolling in hookers and blow, than Tim Tebow.
You’d rather be headed for death than be Tim Tebow?
This post was edited on 1/23/20 at 8:54 pm
Posted on 1/23/20 at 8:34 pm to BearBait09
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Totally serious, I would not trade my life for Johnny Manziels right now. If a report came out this week that Manziel died by OD or some sort of stupid bar altercation I wouldn't be surprised. his exwife is also gonna suck every last dollar out of him she can and he isn't earning big money anymore. Dude is 27 and fricked for life.
There isn’t a QB in the last 20 years from the SEC I’d want to be less than I’d want to be that crackhead.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 8:37 pm to Cobb Dawg
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One of the worst kept secrets in the history of secrets. Tim Tebow is gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
So dumb.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 8:38 pm to jryanw
How come no one mentions cam Newton is a cross dresser?
Posted on 1/23/20 at 8:38 pm to SCgamecock2988
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SCgamecock2988
I’m loving this bit
Posted on 1/23/20 at 8:51 pm to OliverQueen81
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How come no one mentions cam Newton is a cross dresser?
They haven’t in this thread but it’s mentioned a lot.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 9:01 pm to Buckeye Jeaux
Such a beautiful beard
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:38 pm to SSpaniel
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One of the worst kept secrets in the history of secrets. Tim Tebow is gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
So dumb.
It'll come out one day. Always does. You're an idiot if you think otherwise. No one acts gay if they're not. TT is. It's not his fault, he was born that way.
This post was edited on 1/23/20 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:42 pm to Cobb Dawg
If Tebow is gay so is Herschel walker.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 11:30 am to Cobb Dawg
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You're an idiot if you don't think Tebow is gay.
Lmao. Is that a hill you're willing to die on?
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