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Strange thought today
Posted on 6/18/21 at 9:37 pm
Posted on 6/18/21 at 9:37 pm
I’m retired now and it just hit me that I’m worth more than Bama’s entire marching band. Maybe they should book me for half time.
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Posted on 6/18/21 at 9:41 pm to Auburn80
That is a strange thought
Posted on 6/18/21 at 9:43 pm to Auburn80
You sure that you want to freely admit that you were spending your time thinking about Bama's marching band today?
Posted on 6/18/21 at 9:43 pm to Auburn80
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Maybe they should book me for half time.
Stick a piccolo up Saban’s arse and I’ll buy a ticket
Posted on 6/18/21 at 9:51 pm to Sput
OP is thinking about Bama's band and you're thinking about Saban's arse... 
Posted on 6/18/21 at 9:53 pm to Auburn80
First and foremost frick Bama
But I find it sad that you compare yourself to a marching band for lifetime net worth
Just feels like there should be higher goals
But I find it sad that you compare yourself to a marching band for lifetime net worth
Just feels like there should be higher goals
Posted on 6/18/21 at 9:54 pm to Auburn80
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:02 pm to Auburn80
auburn graduate
Does going from welfare to social security really count as retirement?
Does going from welfare to social security really count as retirement?
This post was edited on 6/18/21 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:20 pm to TigerLunatik
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You sure that you want to freely admit that you were spending your time thinking about Bama's marching band today?
I was actually looking at my retirement balances. Their band is the Million Dollar Band. I’m worth much more than that.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:23 pm to Auburn80
Alabama’s band sucks
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:25 pm to Auburn80
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I was actually looking at my retirement balances. Their band is the Million Dollar Band. I’m worth much more than that.
Those that brag don't have.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:27 pm to Auburn80
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Maybe they should book me for half time.
You’d probably sound better.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:29 pm to Auburn80
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I was actually looking at my retirement balances. Their band is the Million Dollar Band. I’m worth much more than that.
Inflation is amazing.
Gonna have lots more McMillionaires soon.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:31 pm to Tuscaloosa
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You’d probably sound better.
I doubt it, but I could give a very good presentation on how to save for retirement.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:33 pm to Auburn80
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I’m retired now and it just hit me that I’m worth more than Bama’s entire marching band. Maybe they should book me for half time.
They've never been worth one million dollars.
That said, enjoy your retirement. I hope it is significantly greater than the ONE million dollar band, as that is less than 10 years of living on a decent paycheck
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:34 pm to AlaCowboy
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Those that brag don't have.
I’m not bragging. If you don’t have at least a million by age 62, you’re either saving or investing wrong. I’m not Uber rich, but 1 million isn’t what it used to be.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 10:38 pm to Auburn80
I always thought one thing of Alabama's "million dollar band":
It's evidently more costly than a million bucks to have a good band these days.
It's evidently more costly than a million bucks to have a good band these days.
Posted on 6/19/21 at 1:17 am to Auburn80
Posted on 6/19/21 at 1:49 am to Auburn80
This motherfricker, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted on 6/19/21 at 2:48 am to Auburn80
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I was actually looking at my retirement balances. Their band is the Million Dollar Band. I’m worth much more than that.
Balance aside, you’re a loser
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