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Since the ‘Great Cuckening of 2015’ was finalized, Jimbo Fisher has…

Posted on 12/2/21 at 11:34 am
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5732 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 11:34 am
…the same amount of 10-win seasons as Willie Taggart (1)

…the same amount of wins vs ranked opponents as Clay Helton (9)

…played in the same amount of playoff games as Kevin Sumlin

…fewer wins vs top 10 teams than Tom Herman

…a losing record vs teams that finished with a winning record (19-22)

...an average recruiting class of 7th

Damn you, Candi! Damn you!
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 11:37 am to
OOF.

Couldn’t have said it better myself!

Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17302 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 11:38 am to
quote:


Great Cuckening of 2015


Wow. Nice Troll. You really killed it.

This post was edited on 12/2/21 at 11:39 am
Posted by Crimsonite94
Member since Jul 2021
3564 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 11:38 am to
But he beat Bama and Kirby hasn’t even done that.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 11:40 am to
Things Jimbo can’t satisfy:
- Aggie fans
- Aggie admins
- Tide fans
- His women
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17302 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Things Jimbo can’t satisfy:
- Aggie fans
- Aggie admins
- Tide fans
- His women




Somebody call the cops! That's a murdering right there! Total arse raping! You LSU bahs got skills!
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5732 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 11:51 am to
quote:

Total arse raping


quote:

Favorite Team:


y?
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 11:54 am to
Pube McElroy has been fired up since last night. Not sure what’s got him so heated


Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52183 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 11:55 am to
Crazy that by Jimbo's fourth season at Florida State, he had a dominant, national title winning squad.

His fourth season at A&M featured losses against powerhouses like Arkansas, Ole Miss, and Mississippi State then ended with a whimper at the feet of lame duck Ed Morongeron and his scout team.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5732 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Pube McElroy has been fired up since last night. Not sure what’s got him so heated


No way he’s just lashing out because his team lost to an unemployed, Destin-bound ogre, right!? Right!?
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:21 pm to
Jake Peetz put up 412 yards on Aggies best D ever. While offensive mastermind Jimbo Fishy couldn’t muster 300 yards vs LSU’s backups.

Posted by Hayt
Ouray, Colorado
Member since Sep 2021
1520 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5732 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

While offensive mastermind Jimbo Fishy couldn’t muster 300 yards vs LSU’s backups.


Oh wow! I forgot Damone and the baws held those bitches under 300 yards.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52183 posts
Posted on 12/2/21 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

While offensive mastermind Jimbo Fishy couldn’t muster 300 yards vs LSU’s backups


That's only an average of 235 yards per game in their last 3 matchups vs Daddy LSU.


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