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Security at Bryant Denny will be taking extra precautions with incoming Vols fans
Posted on 10/19/21 at 9:45 am
Posted on 10/19/21 at 9:45 am
After this past weekend security will be doing full strip searches for all Vols fans.
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Posted on 10/19/21 at 9:46 am to arp0925
Posted on 10/19/21 at 9:54 am to arp0925
Shame all the Tennessee fans' victory cigars will be confiscated
Who am I kidding they dont bring those to the Bama game anymore
Who am I kidding they dont bring those to the Bama game anymore
Posted on 10/19/21 at 9:57 am to arp0925
I'm sure a few mustard bottles will be smuggled in via the old prison purse.
Posted on 10/19/21 at 10:47 am to paperwasp
Holy hell 
Posted on 10/19/21 at 10:49 am to arp0925
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all Vols fans
Are they smart enough to actually find Alabama?
Posted on 10/19/21 at 10:53 am to arp0925
Might have to modify the metal detectors to detect plastic, small spherical objects, and widen them in general to allow entry of TN fans. Maybe question each person in orange as to their favorite condiment.
Posted on 10/19/21 at 10:57 am to arp0925
Well, frick. That's great. Now I can't smuggle in my moonshine, chaw spit bottle, my bottle of French's mustard, a dozen range golf balls, and my buttchugging funnel.
Posted on 10/19/21 at 11:05 am to arp0925
use the opportunity to screen them for meth, cigarettes and lice.
Posted on 10/19/21 at 11:07 am to morriscat2
Menthol cigarettes more properly. Next UT home game brought to you by Marlboro Menthol Mega Cowboy Killer.
This post was edited on 10/19/21 at 11:08 am
Posted on 10/19/21 at 11:07 am to arp0925
Good. I am also hoping that they will not allow the lower bowl behind the UGA sidelines to have fans in a few weeks. Afraid someone will get injured or killed by “the hill have eyes” UT fans.
Posted on 10/19/21 at 11:08 am to arp0925
You couldn’t pay me enough to perform a cavity search on this specimen:
Posted on 10/19/21 at 11:08 am to arp0925
I am not expecting to see many, not a negative toward them - it has just been a pattern of recent. Ole Miss was great atmosphere, they had big representation.
Posted on 10/19/21 at 11:11 am to BranchDawg
Don't entertain yourself too much with that thought
Posted on 10/19/21 at 11:14 am to BranchDawg
Bro. You would need a shovel to do the cavity search and a spelunking setup.
Posted on 10/19/21 at 11:22 am to lewis and herschel
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Menthol cigarettes more properly.
Menthol cigarettes are too progressive for a typical red East Tennessean
Posted on 10/19/21 at 11:31 am to RedDirtSooner
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I'm sure a few mustard bottles will be smuggled in via the old prison purse.
UTK is famous for butt chugging. I was wondering how they snuck in those golf balls and mustard bottles.
Posted on 10/19/21 at 11:33 am to arp0925
Every person of age must butt chug a 40 to prove they aren't hiding anything before they are let in.
Posted on 10/19/21 at 3:34 pm to AUTubaHerd
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UTK is famous for butt chugging. I was wondering how they snuck in those golf balls and mustard bottles.
Good to know. I can now scratch Neyland off my list of places to visit when we get into the SEC.
Posted on 10/19/21 at 3:40 pm to arp0925
I would say just ban all the vol fans from entering but then they wouldn't get to see their team humiliated in person
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