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Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:28 am
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Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:58 am to skrayper
Texas is the guy with old money who dresses and behaves like a redneck who won a small fortune playing the lottery?
Sounds about right.
Sounds about right.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:04 am to skrayper
Am I the only one who wants to punch the guy playing the Texas character? He gets on my nerves and I don't know why.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:25 am to skrayper
meh.
It's okay at best.
It is a pretty accurate depiction of the Longhorns, though.
It's okay at best.
It is a pretty accurate depiction of the Longhorns, though.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:27 am to skrayper
they got a certain segment of the T-sip fanbase pretty good.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:29 am to skrayper
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Obviously your move to the SEC was a huge colossal disaster
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:29 am to skrayper
Meh.
The reality of that whole situation and the current plight of the longhorns is a lot funnier. It's hard to write that level of comedy.
Their best in-conference home game is TCU every other year. The whole program is suffering from a huge lack of interest, while we get to host 3 recent NC winners every other year.
It goes back to the same mistaken belief held by the fricking longhorns for at least 60 years. Actions designed to strengthen one's own program solely at the expense of conference opponents does not work . All it does is make the on-field product much less interesting.
You can be no more interesting to the fans as the opponents you play.
The longhorns have been paying some serious tuition learning that lesson since 2012.
Why would we ever let them out of the hell they created for themselves?
The reality of that whole situation and the current plight of the longhorns is a lot funnier. It's hard to write that level of comedy.
Their best in-conference home game is TCU every other year. The whole program is suffering from a huge lack of interest, while we get to host 3 recent NC winners every other year.
It goes back to the same mistaken belief held by the fricking longhorns for at least 60 years. Actions designed to strengthen one's own program solely at the expense of conference opponents does not work . All it does is make the on-field product much less interesting.
You can be no more interesting to the fans as the opponents you play.
The longhorns have been paying some serious tuition learning that lesson since 2012.
Why would we ever let them out of the hell they created for themselves?
This post was edited on 3/11/19 at 10:42 am
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:30 am to Hugh McElroy
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It is a pretty accurate depiction of the Longhorns, though.
The only thing accurate was the aggy guy’s nazi haircut and general look of befuddlement.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:32 am to bigbopper
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The only thing accurate was the aggy guy’s nazi haircut and general look of befuddlement.
And this is another example of why we should always keep the longhorns in the hell they have created by never playing them again.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:36 am to WilliamTaylor21
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Obviously your move to the SEC was a huge colossal disaster
The amazing thing is that they actually believe that.
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The only thing accurate was the aggy guy’s nazi haircut and general look of befuddlement.
And this is why we don't want to play them. They're the worst. When you're good any everyone hates you, you can take it with a grain of salt. But when you've been playing .500 football for about a decade and everyone still hates you, that should tell you something.
This post was edited on 3/11/19 at 10:38 am
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:37 am to KaiserSoze99
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Their best in-conference game is TCU every other year.
Huh? Was this supposed to be "in-state game"?
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:39 am to UpToPar
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Their best in-conference game is TCU every other year.
Huh? Was this supposed to be "in-state game"?
He's talking about their home schedule. They don't play OU at home.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:39 am to UpToPar
Best in-conference HOME game.
Sorry for the confusion.
Sorry for the confusion.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:45 am to KaiserSoze99
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Their best in-conference home game is TCU every other year.
I’d say it’s Tech. Purple Baylor may have been more successful recently, but you can’t overcome years of tortilla trash with just one coach.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:58 am to skrayper
these are good.. this one I stopped @ "we are willing to bring you back in".
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:59 am to skrayper
I have a lot of whornes family ... they’re good folk until they start talking about UTa, then they’re delusional and assclownish.
I can only imagine what ones that are not family members are like irl.
UTa fans are about on the same spot on the scale as the sheep humping sister bangers. Maybe worse actually.
I can only imagine what ones that are not family members are like irl.
UTa fans are about on the same spot on the scale as the sheep humping sister bangers. Maybe worse actually.
This post was edited on 3/11/19 at 11:17 am
Posted on 3/11/19 at 11:05 am to scrooster
The sips haven't won anything significant in nearly a decade and a half. Yet they think they are a power program.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 11:06 am to TeLeFaWx
TCU/Tech... or OK St/WV if they are top 15.
If you had to pick one regardless of their current status, you are correct.. it's Tech.
If you had to pick one regardless of their current status, you are correct.. it's Tech.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 11:13 am to OldSchoolHorn
Man that was spot-on!
Posted on 3/11/19 at 11:57 am to skrayper
This needs to be submitted into competition for the Academy Award for several categories.
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