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re: SEC Mascot Battle Royale
Posted on 9/19/19 at 5:00 pm to SCgamecock2988
Posted on 9/19/19 at 5:00 pm to SCgamecock2988
Humans are the most fragile of the mascots involved, besides yours and maybe the bulldogs. It's only the guns which make them able to compete at all.
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Posted on 9/19/19 at 5:01 pm to weremoose
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You obviously missed my last sentence.
But one or two elephants vs three or six tigers won't be able to employ proper herd tactics. It depends on how you scale it.
And it's not a one on one. It's a free for all and there are men with 18th century firearms on the field. If they target the elephants first, the tigers probably win. If they target the tigers, the elephants probably win. (Except there are three teams of tigers). Either way, the men probably don't win. They have one good shot and then are very vulnerable for a minute or two before the next one.
It all ultimately depends on what the heck an "Aggie" is.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 5:12 pm to weremoose
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Humans are the most fragile of the mascots involved, besides yours and maybe the bulldogs. It's only the guns which make them able to compete at all.
Suspected Rhino Poacher Killed By An Elephant, Then Eaten By Lions In South Africa
Posted on 9/19/19 at 5:17 pm to Terrific Tales
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Prides of lions have killed elephants before, and it’s not an irregular occurrence. The point is it would be 3 Tigers and one Elephant.
Mostly sick and juvenile elephants unless you are talking big numbers.
What's this about 3 Tigers? You bitches so weak you gotta team up?
Posted on 9/19/19 at 5:20 pm to southernboisb
You ever cornered a cat? Prepare to die.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 6:08 pm to 3down10
Meh, it’s more that I don’t think three male Tigers would attack each other without the presence of a female.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 9:36 pm to weremoose
Wasn't an article...a video clip.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 9:44 pm to Auburn80
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SEC Mascot Battle Royal by Auburn80
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1 minute we have a war eagle because we live in America, but then Auburn has a tiger.
The fact that Georgia fans cannot comprehend the difference between a battle cry and a mascot keeps Auburn fans endlessly amused.
Don't blame me...I quoted the guys in the video.
Then again, if Auburn is the tigers...WHY have an eagle flying pregame?
Posted on 9/19/19 at 9:51 pm to southernboisb
I'm going with el diablo...with the claws and the beak. Dem fighten chickens are tough
Posted on 9/19/19 at 11:52 pm to Hailstate15
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This post was edited on 9/19/19 at 11:54 pm
Posted on 9/20/19 at 2:10 am to southernboisb
Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:51 am to Stunna Tide
Why is the tiger sideways on the head?
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