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Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:33 pm
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:33 pm
...what would you guess they do for a living?

One dude on Twitter asked and answered the question.
LINK

Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:37 pm to
So good
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41527 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:38 pm to
nailed it
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:39 pm to
Lincoln Riley is on point
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

DUI Lawyer


Posted by StrongHog
You never know. Hell, I don't know
Member since May 2021
905 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:39 pm to
Potential....this thread has it


Leach is so perfect....

Harsin - could've been Spin Class Instructor or Jiffy Lube Oil Change Consultant.
This post was edited on 9/15/21 at 3:45 pm
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28594 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:40 pm to
Those are all shockingly accurate.

I don't see Saban as a car dealer dude but I also can't come up with something else. Maybe a local hardware store owner.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:41 pm to
Seeing Harsin as a mega church pastor made my mind immediately go to that time that Kristi Malzahn did that interview for the ages:
Gus was like "SHUT UP!"
Posted by Gordy
Fayetteville
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

I don't see Saban as a car dealer dude


He is definitely a born salesman for sure.

I gotta say his AFLAC ads are growing on me.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:43 pm to
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:44 pm to
Good stuff. The Auburn Football Family and Mega Churches both give off a soft cult vibe
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41156 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:47 pm to
Nice!
Posted by RelentlessTide
Member since Feb 2020
2893 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:49 pm to
Very good, although I believe O nailed down the Shrimp Boat Captain as well
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:53 pm to
Make these changes and it would be golden:

Politician --> Hitman

Tax Accountant --> Mormon Missionary

Posted by Tigerpro2a
Huntsville, AL
Member since Sep 2018
626 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:53 pm to
Only one I would change is Jimbo. He reminds me of a Nascar Pitt crew chief.
Posted by MikeyFL
Las Vegas, NV
Member since Sep 2010
9570 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:54 pm to
This is awesome.

My only suggestion would be to give Mullen the job title of "cathedral bell ringer."
Posted by RelentlessTide
Member since Feb 2020
2893 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 3:58 pm to
Jimbo always reminded me of Boss Hogg
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17273 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

I don't see Saban as a car dealer dude
I can.

But not as a small town Chevy salesman. He would have to own a chain of Mercedes dealerships in a big metro area.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16537 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 4:01 pm to
Had no idea that's what Clark Lea looks like
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