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Sark channeling his inner Butch Jones
Posted on 11/3/21 at 4:59 pm
Posted on 11/3/21 at 4:59 pm
or he’s hitting grandpa’s cough syrup again:
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Be the THERMOSTAT of your life, not the thermometer!
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Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:01 pm to PorkSammich
Stand up to PEE don’t SIT
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:03 pm to PorkSammich
Lmfao
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:09 pm to PorkSammich
From what I heard, he's channeling his inner Pruitt. Got into a pissing match with his freshmen WR today who may or may not leave the team over it.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:10 pm to agrunner
quote:as in a verbal dispute over dumb shite or did sark actually whip his dick out next to one of his receivers and see who could pee the farthest? If he’s drunk again who knows what he’s up too
Got into a pissing match with his freshmen WR today who may or may not leave the team over it.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:15 pm to PorkSammich
WTH …did the monkey bite him too?
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:19 pm to PorkSammich
Have to love all the monkey gifs in the replies ...
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:26 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:32 pm to PorkSammich
Sark got in a fight with a player today 
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:39 pm to PorkSammich
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Sark channeling his inner Butch Jones or he’s hitting grandpa’s cough syrup again:
It's not an extremely rare metaphor
What's the big deal
This post was edited on 11/3/21 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:41 pm to Old Sarge
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Sark got in a fight with a player today
Link? That’s crazy!
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:42 pm to Old Money
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Stand up to PEE don’t SIT
Unless you are over 40 and feel like you might have to fart.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:43 pm to PorkSammich
Cringe factor of about 4 on a scale of 0-5.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:56 pm to tgrmeat
Right when you think the Longhorn football program has been sitting at rock bottom for the last few years.
They start digging deeper!!!! And hire a strippers monkey to help them!!
No surprise their. What a freaking joke of a program. They should consider moving to a D2 conference to gain some confidence. Embarrassing. Their recruiting is gonna take a major hit from this. And they already were settling for 3 star recruits!!!
They start digging deeper!!!! And hire a strippers monkey to help them!!
No surprise their. What a freaking joke of a program. They should consider moving to a D2 conference to gain some confidence. Embarrassing. Their recruiting is gonna take a major hit from this. And they already were settling for 3 star recruits!!!
This post was edited on 11/3/21 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 11/3/21 at 5:59 pm to FootsFanatic
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Right when you think the Longhorn football program has been sitting at rock bottom for the last few years.
They start digging deeper!!!! And hire a strippers monkey to help them!!
Texas football hasn't been this much since Edwin Simmons in his "naturist" days.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 6:00 pm to Ted2010
Posted on 11/3/21 at 6:04 pm to PorkSammich
quote:Butch was always a goofy, clown-like figure with his "championship of life" and "brick by brick" stuff. It was corny but tolerable because the team was improving. What I refused to tolerate was him promoting Lil Jon as the new de facto mascot of Tennessee football, 10+ years after Lil Jon was relevant. shite was embarrassing. I wanted him fired with cause
Sark channeling his inner Butch Jones
Posted on 11/3/21 at 6:17 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
As soft and entitled as Longhorn football is (and as diva-like as the WR position tends to be), Sark dressing down a prima donna is probably warranted.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 6:19 pm to PorkSammich
Sarks players are used to having their Temps taken via rectum. He's just tryna help
Posted on 11/3/21 at 6:23 pm to agrunner
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Got into a pissing match with his freshmen WR today who may or may not leave the team over it.
Not his freshman WR, but yes, it does seem like there was a verbal altercation.
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