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Saban breaks his foot

Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:01 pm
Posted by YouWantBama
Member since Nov 2018
104 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:01 pm
Off in that rebel bearshark arse!!

Don't get too excited, aggies. I don't mean literally...
Posted by hiremikeleach
Member since Dec 2019
4612 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:02 pm to
Alabama wins by 21 easily.
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
2988 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:02 pm to
Glad he has AFLAC to help.
Posted by HOG92
Bentonville
Member since May 2018
1733 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:03 pm to
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Alabama wins by 21 easily.


Seconded. The only SEC west team that stands a chance against Bama this year is Arkansas.
This post was edited on 10/1/21 at 9:04 pm
Posted by boot
Member since Oct 2014
2872 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:03 pm to
OM by 20
Posted by Foy
Member since Nov 2009
3352 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Off in that rebel bearshark arse!!

Don't get too excited, aggies. I don't mean literally...


So great man. You are killing it. How was Cracker Barrel tonight?
Posted by Taco Truck
Member since Dec 2019
381 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:04 pm to
Now thats a commercial
Posted by YouWantBama
Member since Nov 2018
104 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

So great man. You are killing it. How was Cracker Barrel tonight?


I'm a Whataburger guy, myself.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16989 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

Saban breaks his foot


He fell out of his car this morning. Hope he recovers soon

Posted by REBSontheRISE
Member since Nov 2008
4420 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:06 pm to
Rebels stand a much better chance with the Crimson Tide than your team does. Gotta score touchdowns to stay in the game with Bama, and your team cant.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73438 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:09 pm to
BS

Satan has hooves
Posted by BurnsideStyle
Member since May 2014
1760 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:14 pm to
You got me for about 2 seconds and as I was reading your first line I knew it was going to end with “off in _____”. Well done! Haha. Fired up to be fired up again! LFG.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:14 pm to
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Glad he has AFLAC to help.


Coach Prime is on the case.
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:17 pm to
I think his dick has always been broken so he had to buy the two kids out of the back of Juan's truck
Posted by YouWantBama
Member since Nov 2018
104 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:20 pm to
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I think his dick has always been broken so he had to buy the two kids out of the back of Juan's truck


The guy that tries way too hard on a comeback, and falls on his face. Nothing you said was even remotely as clever or funny as it was in your head. Major fail...
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17273 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:22 pm to
Seriously, the guy has made over $100 million in salary alone over the last 20 years, and I’m sure as much more in investment vehicles. And I’m sure he will make millions in retirement as a TV analyst if/when he decides to hang it up (and he’ll probably be a damn good one).

So who talked him into making those shitty commercials, when it’s painfully obvious he sucks at being a pitchman?
Posted by YouWantBama
Member since Nov 2018
104 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:26 pm to
Exposure, I guess. How many college coaches do you know with a continual commercial slot with a relatively large and well-known company?

Only thing I can think of.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23882 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:28 pm to
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Glad he has AFLAC to help.

That sissy blue jacket will prob piss someone off, tho.
Posted by buckfammer
Auburn, AL
Member since Dec 2019
1390 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:28 pm to
Saban is a midget fig
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57577 posts
Posted on 10/1/21 at 9:29 pm to
Ole Miss will not win this game. 2 TD+ victory for Bama.
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