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Rules for coming to The Plains (LSU Fans)
Posted on 9/10/18 at 11:56 pm
Posted on 9/10/18 at 11:56 pm
1. Mind Your Manners.
-This is a very conservative place where cussing and violence deserves an arse-kicking behind the scenes so that you don't give us negative connotations and make us question inviting your Cajun asses back here for any reason.
2. Beer will be provided...but no liquor.. because your fans can never differentiate the difference between "tolerance" and "insanity" levels of responsibility.
3. "Bathrooms" are not "Pee-Stations". Don't bring or fill balloons full of your own piss into Jordan-Hare with intent to throw it over our upper-deck in retaliation on your impending defeat. We all get mad sometimes. Deal with it.
Other than that... just bring some good food, and don't get locked up.
Good times for both!
Happy Tiger Bowl!!!
-This is a very conservative place where cussing and violence deserves an arse-kicking behind the scenes so that you don't give us negative connotations and make us question inviting your Cajun asses back here for any reason.
2. Beer will be provided...but no liquor.. because your fans can never differentiate the difference between "tolerance" and "insanity" levels of responsibility.
3. "Bathrooms" are not "Pee-Stations". Don't bring or fill balloons full of your own piss into Jordan-Hare with intent to throw it over our upper-deck in retaliation on your impending defeat. We all get mad sometimes. Deal with it.
Other than that... just bring some good food, and don't get locked up.
Good times for both!
Happy Tiger Bowl!!!
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Posted on 9/11/18 at 12:08 am to jawjaTiger
sounds like Jordan Hare is one big tampon store
Posted on 9/11/18 at 12:15 am to jawjaTiger
We will be sure to forget to lift the seat for you.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 12:15 am to jawjaTiger
Yeah, I’m so happy I get to be in the presence of the renowned university of barn builders / sister screwers. What an immense honor.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 12:18 am to jawjaTiger
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Posted on 9/11/18 at 12:19 am to jnethe1
You should you cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 12:27 am to jawjaTiger
I think you're embarrassing the other Auburn fans.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 12:33 am to jawjaTiger
LSU is so fricked. WDE
Posted on 9/11/18 at 12:36 am to jawjaTiger
You suck as an alter...just awful!!!
Posted on 9/11/18 at 12:38 am to jawjaTiger
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Posted on 9/11/18 at 1:02 am to jawjaTiger
Auburn is trash and their fans are trash. GFY
Posted on 9/11/18 at 1:32 am to Froman
I can’t wait for the real Tigers to kick some arse. Frick auburn
Posted on 9/11/18 at 1:35 am to jawjaTiger
Lol, most of our fan base is exactly that.
In all seriousness LSU could have Tom Brady and Adrian Peterson in the backfield with AJ green and Julio Jones at wide receiver playing behind the saints 2009 offensive line and have a defense composed of the best between the 2011 Alabama/LSU teams and we’d still probably lose. Why? Because the game is in Jordan Hare..
In all seriousness LSU could have Tom Brady and Adrian Peterson in the backfield with AJ green and Julio Jones at wide receiver playing behind the saints 2009 offensive line and have a defense composed of the best between the 2011 Alabama/LSU teams and we’d still probably lose. Why? Because the game is in Jordan Hare..
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:20 am to jawjaTiger
You forgot to address the biggest question.
Will there be corn dogs?
Need to know so I can bring my own or not if they’ll be provided.
Will there be corn dogs?
Need to know so I can bring my own or not if they’ll be provided.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 2:25 am to jawjaTiger
quote:
1. Mind Your Manners.
-This is a very conservative place where cussing and violence deserves an arse-kicking behind the scenes so that you don't give us negative connotations and make us question inviting your Cajun asses back here for any reason.
2. Beer will be provided...but no liquor.. because your fans can never differentiate the difference between "tolerance" and "insanity" levels of responsibility.
3. "Bathrooms" are not "Pee-Stations". Don't bring or fill balloons full of your own piss into Jordan-Hare with intent to throw it over our upper-deck in retaliation on your impending defeat. We all get mad sometimes. Deal with it.
4- Don't poison any trees.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:01 am to jawjaTiger
Keys for visiting Auburn.
Get in and out as quickly as possible. It's a total shite hole.
Find someone who can translate Auburn dialect. It's impossible to understand those hillbillies.
Don't be alarmed by the number of folks whose dentition is very scary. If they remade Deliverance, they would either start in Auburn or the hills of Tennessee for the toothless dude.
Take some Zofran or other antiemetic to prevent puking from hearing the corny Auburn Creed.
Get in and out as quickly as possible. It's a total shite hole.
Find someone who can translate Auburn dialect. It's impossible to understand those hillbillies.
Don't be alarmed by the number of folks whose dentition is very scary. If they remade Deliverance, they would either start in Auburn or the hills of Tennessee for the toothless dude.
Take some Zofran or other antiemetic to prevent puking from hearing the corny Auburn Creed.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:09 am to jawjaTiger
Don’t forget to spit. Aubies love to be spat on. We do it early and often when we play them. They’ll walk around Athens all day just to get spit on, then come here and share the experience.
Stay hydrated, my friends.
Stay hydrated, my friends.
This post was edited on 9/11/18 at 5:19 am
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:10 am to jawjaTiger
Like, frick your rules, man.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:23 am to jawjaTiger
Posted on 9/11/18 at 6:37 am to jawjaTiger
You would be the first to get his arse kicked
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