Rules for brothers.

If you have a big brother or if you are a big brother then these are some rules to live by.

1. Ultimately there can only be one big brother. Either kill him or accept your position in the pecking order.

2. Never let little brother win.

3. If little brother wins always claim cheating or extenuating circumstances.

4. Never let it go.

5. Take every opportunity to open the wound.

6. Ignore facts or other voices of reason.

7. Blame daddy of favoritism.

8. Be gentle with your sisters that try to get involved.

9. Dickriding one big brother against your other big brother is weak and only makes everyone ashamed of having you in the family.

10. If you beat big brother, make the most of it but live with the knowledge that unless you kill him he will be back to beat your arse.