Gator nation is really upset about the behavior of LSU fans, media, administrators (and now players) regarding the rescheduling of this game especially when Florida had a hurricane bearing down on it. You tried to bully us around as if we were Vanderbilt or Tulane during all of this. But we're not. We're big bad Florida.

The fake drummed up anger about flying your team into a hurricane. Your fake concern about all the emergency personnel we would use in the time of crisis with a hurricane (we knew you wanted to steal our home game the entire time) , acting like your chance at a meaningless sugar bowl is worth more than our shot at the SEC east, acting like a home game against USA is more important to your community than our two lost home games against Presby and LSU, pretending the sec screwed LSU in this ordeal, seating our fans next to your student section, assuming that the Skeleton tiger at Florida field on October 15 had something to do with us mocking Mike the tiger's death(we were playing the Missouri tigers for crying out loud and gold&purple beads are the default color for beeds), the incessant mocking of mcelwain's teeth, telling us we're scared....it was all nonsense on LSU's part. When coupled with your transgressions from the past(tebow cell phone fiasco, Jordan Jefferson jump pass in 2011 when the score was already out of hand, Saban running a fake fg while up 26-7 late in the fourth in 2002), we have no choice but to get you back. Since our gator football team might not be able to get us the on-field revenge we want, I talked to my oligarch friends and this is this what we're going to do:

1. Systematically move all working class jobs held by LSU grads/fans overseas.

2. Make sure that all white collar and professional jobs held by LSU grads/fans are automated by state of the art AI technology. Our team of well paid AI coders/programmers/engineers in Silicon Valley is ready for this task. Most are ga tech grads still salty about the 2000 and 2008 peach bowls.

3. We will take the profits from this massive transfer of wealth(Aka your old wages into our oligarch pockets) and donate it to UF football to build student-athlete dorms, dining halls, amazing football player lounges with latest forms of entertainment, gas and mining trusts set up as a compensation for elite coaches , stock options in our oligarch holding companies(that vest after sec titles) for our 5 star recruits, luxury sky boxes for our Jort wearing oligarchs called the bull gators etc.

4. We will deploy a marketing team(trained in the ways of Edward Bernays) to make a marketing campaign geared at all the underemployed/unemployed LSU grads/fans. This will make Tigernation think they need consumerists wants like green eggs grills, Toyota tundras, tailgate tents, expensive hotels in Nola when you play in sugar bowls, yetti coolers, RVs etc.

5. You will all think you "need" the consumerist goods. At the same time, you will lose all leverage in the labor market and your wages will fall below livable standards. So, our team of oligarchs will then make loans to you to keep your living standards up. Because of our diabolical marketing campaign, You will keep coming back for more and more.

6. We will raise college tuition beyond your earning capacity so your kids also have to take on debt just to get their bachelors degrees.

7. We will exempt your debt and your kids' debt from bankruptcy so there will no legal mechanisms at your disposal to discharge your debt. Since your debt won't be discharged, we can count it as an assets in our oligarch accounting books thereby enabling us to loan you more and more money.

7. When you try to revolt against the cruel oppressive system created by us oligarchs, we will create a media campaign to demonize LSU fans/grads for "not working hard enough" and for "wanting free handouts".

8. Through the media that will be in our back pocket, we will tell you that the jobs had to move overseas. We'll blame it on the invisible hand. We had no choice. "Come on LSU fans..it was inevitable...it's how the world works...we can't stop globalization...we can't hold back technological progress "

hahaha(a diabolical laugh not a good humored laugh)

9. Having jeremy foley himself repossess all your possessions when you default on your debt. He will play "Chinese bandits" after every repossession . He will then re-sell your repossessed yetti coolers to Bama and ole miss fans at a steep discount. He will then write off the difference between the market price and the sale price of the coolers to create massive tax shelters for our oligarch friends.

10. Eventually you will lose hope and you will elect a fellow oligarch disguised as a populist and you will go through the this cycle of despair over and over and over.

I hope being jerks about the hurricane was worth it because this systemic disenfranchisement of LSU fans/grads is going to be gatornation's payback.