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Re-naming your school's team
Posted on 7/2/19 at 11:32 am
Posted on 7/2/19 at 11:32 am
Alabama: "The Crimson Tide" is now "The Clemson Bitch"
Arkansas: In honor of Walmart, I shall rename you the Arkansas Blue Vests.
Auburn: Either the Newtons or the Little Ags would be a more appropriate name for this team.
Florida: "The Gators" are now "The Daydreamers." Because, you know, Florida is a "once was" program, clinging to any sort of irrational hope they will return to their old glory.
Georgia: I'm on the fence between The Georgia Five-Star Phonies or the The Nineteen-Eighties. What should I choose?
Kentucky: "The Wildcats" is a lame mascot. To pay homage to your home turf, I shall call you the Kentucky Shopping Carts.
LSU: The Louisiana State Felons
Missouri: The Missouri Budweisers. Pretty cool, IMO.
Mississippi State: To represent the number of national championships boasted by your AD, you are now known as the MSU Zeroes.
Ole Miss: I see you need some help settling on a mascot. Allow me to help: The Ole Miss Frat Asses. Hotty Toddy!
South Carolina: Keep it.
Tennessee: See Florida; insert the adjective "Toothless" before "Daydreamers."
Texas A&M: Adhering to our country's politically correct culture, I decided to think outside of the box and not lambast you with the "Aggots" or "Faggies." The Texas A&M Longhorn Juniors is a much more suitable name for your team. The Thirty-Niners would also be a good fit.
Vanderbilt: The obvious choice would be to call you the Whistlers, but I like the Vanderbilt Vol Whippers better.
All right, I think that will do it. Questions? Comments? Concerns?
Arkansas: In honor of Walmart, I shall rename you the Arkansas Blue Vests.
Auburn: Either the Newtons or the Little Ags would be a more appropriate name for this team.
Florida: "The Gators" are now "The Daydreamers." Because, you know, Florida is a "once was" program, clinging to any sort of irrational hope they will return to their old glory.
Georgia: I'm on the fence between The Georgia Five-Star Phonies or the The Nineteen-Eighties. What should I choose?
Kentucky: "The Wildcats" is a lame mascot. To pay homage to your home turf, I shall call you the Kentucky Shopping Carts.
LSU: The Louisiana State Felons
Missouri: The Missouri Budweisers. Pretty cool, IMO.
Mississippi State: To represent the number of national championships boasted by your AD, you are now known as the MSU Zeroes.
Ole Miss: I see you need some help settling on a mascot. Allow me to help: The Ole Miss Frat Asses. Hotty Toddy!
South Carolina: Keep it.
Tennessee: See Florida; insert the adjective "Toothless" before "Daydreamers."
Texas A&M: Adhering to our country's politically correct culture, I decided to think outside of the box and not lambast you with the "Aggots" or "Faggies." The Texas A&M Longhorn Juniors is a much more suitable name for your team. The Thirty-Niners would also be a good fit.
Vanderbilt: The obvious choice would be to call you the Whistlers, but I like the Vanderbilt Vol Whippers better.
All right, I think that will do it. Questions? Comments? Concerns?
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Posted on 7/2/19 at 11:33 am to deltacoon
*sigh*
“Dear diary...”
“Dear diary...”
Posted on 7/2/19 at 11:38 am to deltacoon
This off season may be the worst ever when it comes to threads
Posted on 7/2/19 at 11:41 am to deltacoon
I’ve taken a look at the projections and, brother, you’re not going to like the ROI on this post
Posted on 7/2/19 at 11:41 am to deltacoon
I like ours. 
Posted on 7/2/19 at 11:49 am to deltacoon
I give you plus ten points for trying and minus 100 points for execution. May God have mercy on your soul.
Posted on 7/2/19 at 11:52 am to deltacoon
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deltacoon
:thatsracist:
Posted on 7/2/19 at 11:59 am to 1BIGTigerFan
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:02 pm to MrBiriwa
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This off season may be the worst ever when it comes to threads
No doubt about it after seeing this OP's shitpost.
ETA: Think I'll go visit the poliboard. It's intelligent by comparison.
This post was edited on 7/2/19 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:04 pm to deltacoon
I weep for you if that was funny in your head.
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:06 pm to deltacoon
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Questions?
Why do you suck at this?
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Comments?
You really suck at this.
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Concerns?
I'm concerned by how much you suck at this.
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:07 pm to deltacoon
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Re-naming your school's team
I'm sure this was funnier in your head. How could it not be?
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:09 pm to deltacoon
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:24 pm to deltacoon
If I'm being completely honest here, I did kinda laugh at the Georgia Nineteen-Eighties
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:56 pm to deltacoon
If I wanted to dig up my OG posts, I'd probably find some mostly horrible shite like this. Some of these names are ok, but this post is still horrible. 
Certainly deserves an ole "I remember my first beer" except it's 1 PM on a Tuesday afternoon in July. I've got nothing but a down vote for you, mang.
Certainly deserves an ole "I remember my first beer" except it's 1 PM on a Tuesday afternoon in July. I've got nothing but a down vote for you, mang.
This post was edited on 7/2/19 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:57 pm to deltacoon
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This post was edited on 7/2/19 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:02 pm to deltacoon
Southern Miss - Hardy Street Black Birds
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:07 pm to deltacoon
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Tennessee: See Florida; insert the adjective "Toothless" before "Daydreamers."
You got a slight chuckle here, but overall needs work.
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:09 pm to deltacoon
Get AIDS
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