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GUMPTARD REGISTRATION
Caution: Read below only if you’re a Gump idiot and enjoy complete ownership and truly believe the Crimson Tide will return to glory!


Happy New Year Gumps
by Ramah

Oh Gumptards of Tiger world unite
No ranked team wins, such a fright
What will you do on New Years nite
If you gotta eat Jim Harbaugh shite

Now we feel your pain about L~S~U
But we’re the best now NOT Y~O~U
Get drunk cuz Auburn phucked u too
And expect the worst at Disney’s zoo

Alcohol’s the greatest to ease yo pain
You pass out but once Tide shite Stain
Only that Roaring hangover to remain
Shitrus Bowl Replays drive you insane

Now make your New Years Resolution
Get yourself free of that noise pollution
Don’t listen to da Paul Finebaum show
Cuz’ U won’t know which way to geaux

Each year will come and then they’ll go
You’ll have to watch another Tiger show
You’ll await Nicky Saban’s End Of Days
The sideline freakout like Woody Hayes

Each Christmas will bring u deep gloom
And fill your Gumphouse in every room
You cannot fast forward years by zoom
A shotgun stops da buzzin’, B~O~O~M

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