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Posted on 5/2/19 at 10:26 am
Posted on 5/2/19 at 10:26 am
Human psychology is a science as old as mankind itself. Coping mechanisms have long served as techniques to help sufferers from PTSD and myriad other ailments through difficult times.
After back to back dehumanizing defeats courtesy of Kirby and the Dawgs, it’s understandable that all the little gators are perhaps more vulnerable than usual. If posting threads that help them forget about recent arse whoopings and future annihilation helps them cope, it is not our job to derail them.
Statistically speaking, a gators win in the next few decades is inevitable. In the meantime, feel free to use these coping mechanisms (such as retweeting Mullen’s self-defeating gaffes) whenever PTSD from those UGA arse kickings plague your mind.
After back to back dehumanizing defeats courtesy of Kirby and the Dawgs, it’s understandable that all the little gators are perhaps more vulnerable than usual. If posting threads that help them forget about recent arse whoopings and future annihilation helps them cope, it is not our job to derail them.
Statistically speaking, a gators win in the next few decades is inevitable. In the meantime, feel free to use these coping mechanisms (such as retweeting Mullen’s self-defeating gaffes) whenever PTSD from those UGA arse kickings plague your mind.
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Posted on 5/2/19 at 10:29 am to ClassicCityAlum
Response thread, but you don’t fear us at all right?
Posted on 5/2/19 at 10:31 am to GatorBait24
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You don’t fear us at all right?
Nope, not really. Are we supposed to?
Posted on 5/2/19 at 10:35 am to ClassicCityAlum
but, but, but they have owned the series since 1990 (because football didn't exist before then) and we haven't won a championship since 1980. 
While that may be true, UGA has not lost to an East team in two years and beat every team by double digits in that span all while winning an SEC Champ, earning a CFP bid, beating Oklahoma(#1 pick and Heisman winner) in one of the greatest Rose Bowls of all time and taking the greatest dynasty to the wire two years in a row.
Cue the 1980 response.
While that may be true, UGA has not lost to an East team in two years and beat every team by double digits in that span all while winning an SEC Champ, earning a CFP bid, beating Oklahoma(#1 pick and Heisman winner) in one of the greatest Rose Bowls of all time and taking the greatest dynasty to the wire two years in a row.
Cue the 1980 response.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 10:36 am to ClassicCityAlum
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Human psychology is a science as old as mankind itself. Coping mechanisms have long served as techniques to help sufferers from PTSD and myriad other ailments through difficult times.
So you created this thread to cope...
Posted on 5/2/19 at 10:38 am to GruvenDawg
Here's another PSA. Many Floridians have a screw loose and are capable of unspeakable acts. Case in point:
Posted on 5/2/19 at 10:40 am to ClassicCityAlum
We are extremely jealous of your recent national championships. Please for give us .
Posted on 5/2/19 at 10:49 am to ClassicCityAlum
UG fans are really triggered this off season toward UF. I believe it is fear that Mullen is ahead of schedule in bringing the Gators back to Spurrier type domination of the mutts and that their window for winning the SEC or the East has closed. They realize that time has run out and their Daddy is coming home. 21 of 29 even through the turmoil of Muschamp and McElwain. Be afraid leg humpers, be very afraid.
And 1980 was soooooooo long ago.
And 1980 was soooooooo long ago.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 10:51 am to aujerm
If you read his face book profile you will find that he is a Auburn graduate. 
This post was edited on 5/2/19 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:29 am to NYCAuburn
Not a response thread Aubarn boy. Just want them to know that we don’t blame them for meltdowns that are likely to last throughout the summer.
And no, we are not scared of Mullen. We’ve played, and kicked his fricking arse, ever since he stepped foot in the trash pit that is Gainesville, FL.
Only teams in the SEC I’m “worried” about (although we may not necessarily play) are Bama, LSU, and A&M.
UF is an after thought. Auburn presents a more viable challenge than UF for God sakes.
And no, we are not scared of Mullen. We’ve played, and kicked his fricking arse, ever since he stepped foot in the trash pit that is Gainesville, FL.
Only teams in the SEC I’m “worried” about (although we may not necessarily play) are Bama, LSU, and A&M.
UF is an after thought. Auburn presents a more viable challenge than UF for God sakes.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:30 am to UFMatt
Let me be clear: we have kicked your fricking arse ever since Mullen stepped foot in Gainesville. Kicked. Your. fricking. arse.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:34 am to ClassicCityAlum
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Let me be clear: we have kicked your fricking arse ever since Mullen stepped foot in Gainesville. Kicked. Your. fricking. arse.
Mullen stepped foot in Gainesville in 2005. He left for MSU for the 2009 season. At UF, he is 3-2 against UGA.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:37 am to ClassicCityAlum
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Not a response thread Aubarn boy.
Except for the fact that it is. I mean you copied the title and everything
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:46 am to NYCAuburn
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Except for the fact that it is. I mean you copied the title and everything
Totally not a response thread at all.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:48 am to ClassicCityAlum
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Coping mechanisms have long served as techniques to help sufferers from PTSD and myriad other ailments through difficult times.
Georgia has completely choked away the huge lead you had in the All Time Series pre Steve Spurrier. Florida also has 3 National Championships since 1980 so I think they are doing just fine.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:54 am to LarryCulpepper
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but, but, but they have owned the series since 1990 (because football didn't exist before then) and we haven't won a championship since 1980. ?
While that may be true, UGA has not lost to an East team in two years and beat every team by double digits in that span all while winning an SEC Champ, earning a CFP bid, beating Oklahoma(#1 pick and Heisman winner) in one of the greatest Rose Bowls of all time and taking the greatest dynasty to the wire two years in a row.
Cue the 1980 response
I bet the UGA trophy case looks amazing!
This post was edited on 5/2/19 at 11:59 am
Posted on 5/2/19 at 12:04 pm to BloodSweat&Beers
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Mullen stepped foot in Gainesville in 2005. He left for MSU for the 2009 season. At UF, he is 3-2 against UGA.
So you mean Mullen hasn't beaten UGA as a head coach at UF. Got ya.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 12:06 pm to GruvenDawg
hate to break it to you but he beat UGA in Starkville
Posted on 5/2/19 at 12:08 pm to yatesdog38
box score
LINK
LINK
Posted on 5/2/19 at 12:08 pm to yatesdog38
That’s why I said head coach at UF :)
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