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Please consider me for worst poster
Posted on 7/8/21 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 7/8/21 at 10:10 pm
Dear SEC Rant,
I present to you my personalized shitpost, and in return I would like you to nominate me for the worst poster on the SEC Rant.
It's a slow night. SummerOfGeorge has beset the forum with several statistical threads, people are flinging boogers at each other about their football team's blue blood status, and some people are jousting over a children's spelling bee.
Let's spice things up.
Louisiana is the worst state in America, according to this trusty map that I will continue to reference from just to piss off people from Louisiana.
This source, which I shall refer to in any future posts as The Map, also shows that Alabama is the second worst state in America.
Speaking of Alabama, Alabama has the ugliest people. Here's another trusty map (not to be confused with The Map.) Don't hate me, Alabama. Hate America for voting for you the most.
The only reason Alabama was voted as the ugliest state was because the voters never saw this picture:
Kentucky's basketball program is as dirty as a pair of Kentucky lungs. I have never seen a woman in Kentucky who did not have a cigarette in her mouth, unless said mouth was munching on high fructose junk food.
LSU, don't feel too special about your sexual misconduct cases. Vanderbilt University's football players were known for that long before Derrius Guice ever was.
About conference expansions- it's 2021. Stop complaining. Different schools introduce traditions that naturally appear foreign to us founding SEC members. Whether it be jizz jars, gay cheerleaders or finger-painted poop swastikas, you all need to be accepting of our new members' traditions.
Stay tuned. If you were left out, you will be hit next. If you were included, you will be hit again. If you're South Carolina, I just now remembered you existed, so remind me next time if I forget about you.
Please channel all anger, resentment and hurt fee-fees to the impending
2021 SECRant Worst Poster Tournament
Thank you,
Starkvingrad
I present to you my personalized shitpost, and in return I would like you to nominate me for the worst poster on the SEC Rant.
It's a slow night. SummerOfGeorge has beset the forum with several statistical threads, people are flinging boogers at each other about their football team's blue blood status, and some people are jousting over a children's spelling bee.
Let's spice things up.
Louisiana is the worst state in America, according to this trusty map that I will continue to reference from just to piss off people from Louisiana.
This source, which I shall refer to in any future posts as The Map, also shows that Alabama is the second worst state in America.
Speaking of Alabama, Alabama has the ugliest people. Here's another trusty map (not to be confused with The Map.) Don't hate me, Alabama. Hate America for voting for you the most.
The only reason Alabama was voted as the ugliest state was because the voters never saw this picture:
Kentucky's basketball program is as dirty as a pair of Kentucky lungs. I have never seen a woman in Kentucky who did not have a cigarette in her mouth, unless said mouth was munching on high fructose junk food.
LSU, don't feel too special about your sexual misconduct cases. Vanderbilt University's football players were known for that long before Derrius Guice ever was.
About conference expansions- it's 2021. Stop complaining. Different schools introduce traditions that naturally appear foreign to us founding SEC members. Whether it be jizz jars, gay cheerleaders or finger-painted poop swastikas, you all need to be accepting of our new members' traditions.
Stay tuned. If you were left out, you will be hit next. If you were included, you will be hit again. If you're South Carolina, I just now remembered you existed, so remind me next time if I forget about you.
Please channel all anger, resentment and hurt fee-fees to the impending
2021 SECRant Worst Poster Tournament
Thank you,
Starkvingrad
Posted on 7/8/21 at 10:25 pm to starkvingrad
Well done ya dirty bastard!
I am sure we will be included soon, awaiting with baited breath... Samuel Adams baited breath...
Keep up the terrible posting!
I am sure we will be included soon, awaiting with baited breath... Samuel Adams baited breath...
Keep up the terrible posting!
Posted on 7/8/21 at 10:25 pm to starkvingrad
Sorry buddy, you are way too intelligent to win this award over people like TexAg7 and Cajunbama.
Posted on 7/8/21 at 10:27 pm to starkvingrad
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Starkvin
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Worst poster
Not even close to it. Sorry.
Posted on 7/8/21 at 10:28 pm to Razorback Reverend
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Razorback Reverend
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Posted on 7/8/21 at 10:29 pm to Razorback Reverend
Truly magnificent awfulness. Front seat on the short bus special sir!
Posted on 7/8/21 at 10:36 pm to Mulkey Man
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Mulkey Man
You could win since your last account was so bad it was banned by LSU mods
Posted on 7/9/21 at 6:41 am to starkvingrad
I found this post to be excellent tbh
Voting for the other guy
Voting for the other guy
Posted on 7/9/21 at 6:43 am to starkvingrad
That map also has Washington as the best. Yikes
Posted on 7/9/21 at 6:47 am to starkvingrad
Not bad, but worst poster still goes to your fellow bulldog PlateJohnson
Posted on 7/9/21 at 6:47 am to starkvingrad
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Let's spice things up
Louisiana is the worst state in America
Posted on 7/9/21 at 7:24 am to starkvingrad
You should have also notated that this is your welching alter account for LemonPuppy...People dont like welchers around here, so that should earn you a few points towards the goal
This post was edited on 7/9/21 at 7:25 am
Posted on 7/9/21 at 7:29 am to starkvingrad
Nope.
Diddly says you have not been here long enough to be eligible.
Diddly says you have not been here long enough to be eligible.
Posted on 7/9/21 at 7:32 am to starkvingrad
When it comes to ugliest residents, that map is BS. Have you ever been to the midwest?
Posted on 7/9/21 at 8:05 am to starkvingrad
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worst poster
Did not read but ok.
This post was edited on 7/9/21 at 8:06 am
Posted on 7/9/21 at 8:23 am to BFANLC
You've been competitive. I need to step it up.
Posted on 7/9/21 at 8:23 am to starkvingrad
Still a better poster than SadUCFKnight
Posted on 7/9/21 at 9:04 am to starkvingrad
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You've been competitive. I need to step it up.
I've really kinda been sandbagging it. Mainly trying to see how many dv I can get and pissing people off. Otherwise it's a bunch of one liners. I'm saving my best stuff for football season. Not prematurely blowing my load like some.
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