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Numberwang
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Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
Studies have shown that too much soy can turn men effeminate and suppress natural male development.


Image: http://www.40daydetox.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/gay_soy.jpg



The Arkansas Delta is one of the most prolific soybean production areas in the world…


Image: https://www.nass.usda.gov/Charts_and_Maps/graphics/SB-PR-RGBChor.png




The prevailing winds blow west to east….


Image: http://ww2010.atmos.uiuc.edu/guides/maps/upa/gifs/wndvct.gif



….sending heavy quantities of soy-dust directly towards Oxford, Mississippi year round…


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Which, over time, results in this….


Image: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8TSkrtLuxB8/URK8Gj4m9AI/AAAAAAAAIkM/nLBcbX6GfDY/s1600/Steve-Nash.jpg




texag7
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College Station
Member since Apr 2014
20522 posts

re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
Oxford has a huge percentage of gay dudes and dad bod types.

Their women whore themselves out when other teams come into town during football season because of this

I saw an OM girl getting down behind the Church next to the grove with an A&M fan after the 2013 game. They went crazy
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SummerOfGeorge
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re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
quote:

I saw an OM girl getting down behind the Church next to the grove with an A&M fan after the 2013 game




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mikrit54
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re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?


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ABearsFanNMS
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Member since Oct 2014
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re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
quote:

Which, over time, results in this….


So soy makes you an Hall of Fame point guard....who would have thought simple soy dust is a PED


Uncle Gunnysack
Texas A&M Fan
Member since Apr 2016
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re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
ole miss seems to be the choice destination for alot of rich dumb chicks from houston. theyre pretty much the texas tech of the SEC


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navy
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Member since Sep 2010
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re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
quote:

So soy makes you an Hall of Fame point guard



Wait... is that Steve Nash?


yatesdog38
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in your head rent free
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2088 posts

re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
sure it was a girl? these studies indicate otherwise


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TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
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re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
Really great timing on the day a plane crashed in a Mississippi soy field killing 16 or so marines.


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Columbia
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re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
what a bunch of fags


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Rambler
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NWA
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re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
quote:

Wait... is that Steve Nash?


Yes.


AllbyMyRelf
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re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
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wmr
Arkansas Fan
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
28788 posts

re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
This is an interesting theory and explains a lot.

Why do so many of the Ole Miss white boys turn out gay?


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TOFTR
Ole Miss Fan
Tennissippi
Member since Jan 2016
1101 posts

re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
Image: http://lakersblog.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c506253ef0133ed28838d970b-pi

Yeah, look at all these notable Rebels dressed like queers


wmr
Arkansas Fan
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
28788 posts

re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
The most notable non-athletes from Ole Miss are Shep Smith and the business manager who convinced Katy Perry to do Gameday.

Your most well-known poster on the poli-bard is Toddy.

The hypothesis has merit.



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SwayzeBalla
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Member since Dec 2011
18562 posts

re: Oxford Stories: Too Much Soy?
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OM girl

quote:

A&M fan


Who could resist these moves?

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