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Open letter to Lane Kiffin
Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:04 am
Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:04 am
Dear Kiffin
We hate you and I speak for the entire Auburn community in saying that. We also hate Malzahn but that doesn't mean we don't hate you too. Hate is a strong word, I know, and we hate you like crazy
We never want you here at Auburn. We want someone like Gary Patterson or the Clemson DC Venable, not someone with skeletons in their closets like YOU and that Mario disaster from Florida International. That guys an idiot
You already proved you can't beat Alabama weeks ago. You aren't qualified to walk the hallowed grass historically perused by Heisman and Terry Bowden and Chiz. Do you know what a land grant is? I didn't think so. Keep your arse in Oxford bitch!
We are just a few games short of evening the series with Bama and we don't want you screwing that up. And what's the deal with the white rapper tennis shoes and skinny pants and the horizontal peace sign? Are you in a gang? And we saw you with your mask off.
Stay away Lane! We want somebody good!
Harry Rex Vonner
Auburn Tigers
We hate you and I speak for the entire Auburn community in saying that. We also hate Malzahn but that doesn't mean we don't hate you too. Hate is a strong word, I know, and we hate you like crazy
We never want you here at Auburn. We want someone like Gary Patterson or the Clemson DC Venable, not someone with skeletons in their closets like YOU and that Mario disaster from Florida International. That guys an idiot
You already proved you can't beat Alabama weeks ago. You aren't qualified to walk the hallowed grass historically perused by Heisman and Terry Bowden and Chiz. Do you know what a land grant is? I didn't think so. Keep your arse in Oxford bitch!
We are just a few games short of evening the series with Bama and we don't want you screwing that up. And what's the deal with the white rapper tennis shoes and skinny pants and the horizontal peace sign? Are you in a gang? And we saw you with your mask off.
Stay away Lane! We want somebody good!
Harry Rex Vonner
Auburn Tigers
This post was edited on 10/26/20 at 5:26 am
Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:11 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Uh, ok. Did you stop taking your meds?
Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:17 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Kiffins response letter:
frick you Auburn.
Sincerely,
-Joey Freshwater
frick you Auburn.
Sincerely,
-Joey Freshwater
Posted on 10/26/20 at 5:35 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Why would Kiffin make a lateral move?
This post was edited on 10/26/20 at 5:35 am
Posted on 10/26/20 at 6:37 am to RelentlessTide
It's a waggish fantasy?
This post was edited on 10/26/20 at 6:41 am
Posted on 10/26/20 at 7:43 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Harry Rectum up and at'em early this morning
Posted on 10/26/20 at 8:23 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Kind of a strange melt.
And
Speak for yourself Skippy.
I have ZERO reason to hate Kiffin. I have PLENTY reason to despise Malzahn.
Kiffin has never lost a single game for my university, much less 4 or 5 losses every year while not only losing the UGA lead but being DOMINATED by LSU, UGA, and Bama.
And
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We hate you and I speak for the entire Auburn community in saying that. We also hate Malzahn but that doesn't mean we don't hate you too. Hate is a strong word, I know, and we hate you like crazy
Speak for yourself Skippy.
I have ZERO reason to hate Kiffin. I have PLENTY reason to despise Malzahn.
Kiffin has never lost a single game for my university, much less 4 or 5 losses every year while not only losing the UGA lead but being DOMINATED by LSU, UGA, and Bama.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 8:58 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Lol, Nobody likes you Auburn.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 9:05 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Harry Rex Vonner
When long time Auburn fan, alum, and booster Harry Rex Vonner speaks, we all listen. War Eagle, Dr. Vonner!
Posted on 10/26/20 at 10:01 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Posted on 10/26/20 at 12:45 pm to auburn2eugene
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Speak for yourself Skippy.
I speak for Auburn sir.
I'll have none of what you're having.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 12:46 pm to Ted2010
We don't want him Ted! Thanks for understanding
Posted on 10/26/20 at 2:01 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
You take college football way too serious but with that being said I hope LSU beats the living hell out of Alborn this Sat
Posted on 10/26/20 at 2:58 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Arkansas already played Auburn and lost haha focus on whoever y’all are playing next Vonner.
Posted on 10/26/20 at 3:06 pm to LSUsince74
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You take college football way too serious but with that being said I hope LSU beats the living hell out of Alborn this Sat
It's almost like he's really an Arkansas fan, but we all know that Auburn is much worse.
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