One week ago the trees in my yard were alive

My doublewide got nice shade from those trees, made it nice & cool to knock boots with my cousin/wife on those hot summer days. When they lost their leaves each year i enjoyed raking them into my neighbor’s yard. Always just wore my shotgun on my back and he never complained.

Why did the foliage mock me so? With each clemson score the branches seemed to wave a bit more, besmirching me and the script A on my pickup truck.

Would nick, the bahr or coach gene tolerate that?
Would broadway joe, chest tat, or coker allow that?
Would tua’s dad allow that?

So i got my jug of roundup and did what had to be done. Why did you make me do it?
rip myrtles and pines, rip.