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official Q thread Re the future of Auburn and Gus Malzahn
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:03 pm
Think NWA power brokers. Those with an interest in placing Gus where he can't do much damage. Or keeping him where he is?
Think chicken. Not the chicken of Tiger Droppings. Real chicken. Just not the chicken you might think.
Think blackmail. Does Gus have compromising pictures of certain southern oligarchs with a goat?
One of my sources assures me that if Gus puts out a losing record this year, he can forget about a one year extension.
Another of my sources, on the opposite spectrum, says that Gus's OC Morris just needs more time to get his offense installed and get some of his players recruited in. And that makes sense.
And finally, my third source says that Gus is looking for a way out now. He doesn't care about the money. His ego is more important. He's "working the backchannels" for possibly openings at Liberty (if Freeze moves up to an ACC school), Mississippi State if the Leach thing collapses, and even some initial talk with LSU, who's admins have great respect for Gus and would love to talk.
I cannot reveal my powerful Northwest Arkansas sources who know everything in regards to Gus months before any Birmingham or Montgomery media get the first whiff.
Stay strong Auburn - relief could be around the corner - we should know more in the coming days
Harry Qex
Think chicken. Not the chicken of Tiger Droppings. Real chicken. Just not the chicken you might think.
Think blackmail. Does Gus have compromising pictures of certain southern oligarchs with a goat?
One of my sources assures me that if Gus puts out a losing record this year, he can forget about a one year extension.
Another of my sources, on the opposite spectrum, says that Gus's OC Morris just needs more time to get his offense installed and get some of his players recruited in. And that makes sense.
And finally, my third source says that Gus is looking for a way out now. He doesn't care about the money. His ego is more important. He's "working the backchannels" for possibly openings at Liberty (if Freeze moves up to an ACC school), Mississippi State if the Leach thing collapses, and even some initial talk with LSU, who's admins have great respect for Gus and would love to talk.
I cannot reveal my powerful Northwest Arkansas sources who know everything in regards to Gus months before any Birmingham or Montgomery media get the first whiff.
Stay strong Auburn - relief could be around the corner - we should know more in the coming days
Harry Qex
This post was edited on 10/19/20 at 12:42 am
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Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:04 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Where Gus goes we all go. wggwag
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:07 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
IN 
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:11 pm to viceman
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Where Gus goes we all go. wggwag
vice, my source who believes he's looking around at Miss State and LSU says this about Gus: "He’s a shite person, horrible coach, and good OC"
Think damage control
Think future run for Congress
Harry Qex
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:21 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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and even some initial talk with LSU, who's admins have great respect for Gus and would love to talk.
The tiger rant meltdown would be epic if LSU hires gus
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:23 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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He's "working the backchannels" for possibly openings at Liberty (if Freeze moves up to an ACC school),
Trade Gus for Freeze?
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:28 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
If you zoom in, his watch shows 10:10
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:29 pm to CrimsonTideMD
How much nose picking has that camera on the wall picked up in 7+ years?
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:29 pm to Leto II
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Trade Gus for Freeze?
Leto, one of my sources does confirm that some Aub PTB's concur a new HC who never played college football would fit perfectly with your current OC who never played college football.
Think offensive juggernaut, once the OC's players are in place
Harry Qex
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:31 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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new HC who never played college football would fit perfectly with your current OC who never played college football.
Charlie Weis?
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:40 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Another of my sources, on the opposite spectrum, says that Gus's OC Morris just needs more time to get his offense installed and get some of his players recruited in. And that makes sense.
Isn't that always his excuse, though? I don't think it does make sense.
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:41 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
rex what are the odds that Auburn calls the pirate? my sawces are hearing whispers
Posted on 10/18/20 at 4:59 pm to Hailstate15
Hail, the story about certain southern oligarchs having a threesome with a goat is being vetted by NY Post lawyers for publishing as we speak
Think negotiation
Think glowing reference to LSU
Harry Queux
Think negotiation
Think glowing reference to LSU
Harry Queux
Posted on 10/18/20 at 5:05 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Rex, can we get names of said southern oligarchs? could this have any impact on tFlagships standings with the Associated press?
Posted on 10/18/20 at 5:13 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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One of my sources assures me that if Gus puts out a losing record this year, he can forget about a one year extension.
Another of my sources, on the opposite spectrum, says that Gus's OC Morris just needs more time to get his offense installed and get some of his players recruited in. And that makes sense.
And finally, my third source
MUH SAUCES!!!
Hard to believe that someone so connected would post this insider info on a public forum. Lucky us!!!
This post was edited on 10/18/20 at 5:16 pm
Posted on 10/18/20 at 5:18 pm to Grateful Reb
you have got to be the dumbest poster on this forum jesus christ
This post was edited on 10/18/20 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 10/18/20 at 5:20 pm to Grateful Reb
How dare you question the great Harry Rex Vonner!
Posted on 10/18/20 at 5:22 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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my source says this about Gus: "He’s a shite person, horrible coach, and good OC"
Your source obviously is talking out his arse or you are just making shite up. As far as a person goes, you can't say a thing bad about Gus. There is no hint of scandal at Auburn under him. He cuts bad apples loose. He just hasn't adapted and he gets in his own way too much.
Posted on 10/18/20 at 5:24 pm to MrAUTigers
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As far as a person goes, you can't say a thing bad about Gus.
Eh, I know some in Arkansas still have some issues with him as a high school coach. Illegal recruiting and similar. I'm sure an Arkansas fan can fill in the blanks.
Posted on 10/18/20 at 5:25 pm to MrAUTigers
shiny hook
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