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Obscure records from this decade that will never be broken

Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:34 pm
Posted by BoneDrownedDave
Member since Feb 2014
589 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:34 pm
Auburn will finish this decade without scoring a 2nd half point in Sanford Stadium. Four games. Four opportunities to score in the second half.

Zero points. Auburn is schizo.

Don't blame your coach. Blame the stupid league office and the stupid schedule makers and the stupid refs!



AUBURN POINTS BY QUARTER

2011 - 7 / 0 / 0 / 0 - 7 total

2014 - 7 / 0 / 0 / 0 - 7 total

2016 - 7 / 0 / 0 / 0 - 7 total

2018 - 7 / 3 / 0 / 0 - 10 total
This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 4:47 pm
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61505 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:37 pm to
UGA will finish this decade without a championship in 40 years or less





Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26667 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:38 pm to
Something something 1980 something
Posted by BoerneAg
Hill Country, God's Country
Member since Apr 2019
2329 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:39 pm to
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Auburn will finish this decade without scoring a 2nd half point in Sanford Stadium.


alright, this is legit insane.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49046 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:40 pm to
The season is almost here!
The season is almost here!
The season is almost here!
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21519 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

UGA will finish this decade without a championship in 40 years or less
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:55 pm to
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Obscure records from this decade that will never be broken


Longest return of a missed field goal

I think Auburn has that one locked up.
Posted by BoneDrownedDave
Member since Feb 2014
589 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:58 pm to
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UGA will finish this decade without a championship in 40 years or less


I honestly wouldn't trade places with you buddy. Being an Auburn fan would mean having too many lost shitty seasons. That feeling where it's still October and your team is already out of it, and you're playing out the schedule and already talking about next year. Best case scenario is the Citrus Bowl or Outback Bowl. For an Auburn fan this is about 80 percent of all seasons. That's too many. I would find a new team or a new hobby.

Your team is still playing meaningful games in November once every 5 years on average, going way back to conference expansion in the early 90s.. You can keep your Scam Newton national championship. I would not wanna be ya.

This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 4:59 pm
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19899 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:07 pm to
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Auburn will finish this decade without scoring a 2nd half point in Sanford Stadium. Four games. Four opportunities to score in the second half.


At the risk of being "that guy", what you cited is not really a "record" per se, so it can't be "broken".

I't kind of like me saying LSU has never beaten Jimbo or USCe has never beaten us at all. The time frame qualifier is the issue.

It is indeed a curiosity, but a record is more absolute than this.

A record is like when JFF became the first freshman to win the Heisman. Nobody will ever do that again. There will be another freshman to win it (Jameis did it the next year), and there may be a true freshman at some point. Nobody will ever be the "first" again, though.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:20 pm to
2014 Mississippi State making it faster from unranked to #1in football than any other team in college football history.
This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 8:59 pm
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
21849 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:21 pm to
Auburn held the ball for the entire 3rd quarter against us in 2011 I think
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26667 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:31 pm to
What a freaking loser mindset

“I’d rather be consistently 10-2 than have up and down seasons with a NC”
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61505 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:47 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 5:48 pm
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61505 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:50 pm to
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That feeling where it's still October and your team is already out of it, and you're playing out the schedule and already talking about next year. Best case scenario is the Citrus Bowl or Outback Bowl.


I think that describes UGA more than Auburn. We have had two trips to the Natty in the past 10 years with one win.

Auburn has had some very high highs in the past 10 years and for you and your UGA team, very few. Mostly very low lows


Posted by BoneDrownedDave
Member since Feb 2014
589 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:06 pm to
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Auburn has had some very high highs in the past 10 years and for you and your UGA team, very few. Mostly very low lows



Buddy when it comes to your fandom you are completely dam delusional, sorry!

# of wins going back 10 years

8
10
8
7
8
12
3
8
14
8
5

There's no way you're still on a natural high from 2010. Still soaking that shite in.

You've finished the season unranked just as many times as you have ranked. Being unranked at the end of the season is the definition of complete misery as a fan.


That's too many lost and shitty Octobers and Novembers. Weather is changing and getting gray and cold. Your team crapped the bed and season is already over. Wait till next year.I promise you that you can keep that shite!!!
This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 6:16 pm
Posted by General RL Bullard
Huntsville
Member since Aug 2018
824 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:10 pm to
Will Muschamp will go NEVER in making good quarterback decisions.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61505 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:10 pm to
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That's too many lost and miserable Octobers and Novembers.


A lot of big highs and some big lows. I will roll with that instead of a program who can only take a 12 win team to a 10 win season.

I like the excitement. I like the highs of some of the best plays in college football history as well as having one of the best players in college football history against 10 years of totally forgettable time for your program.

Nobody. I mean nobody other than a UGA fan will remember your last 10 years.

Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
7821 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:56 pm to
Jordan Jefferson’s stats/performance as the winning QB in the sec title game will probably never be duplicated.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85789 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:00 pm to
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Jordan Jefferson’s stats/performance as the winning QB in the sec title game will probably never be duplicated.



hopefully not by an LSU QB at least.
Posted by Uncle Don
The Big House
Member since Jul 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:10 pm to
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What a freaking loser mindset


All those years of Spurrier skulldragging those frickers through the streets of Jacksonville ruined any sense of pride they ever had
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