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NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 2

Posted on 9/11/18 at 9:08 am
Posted by TidalSurge1
Ft Walton Beach
Member since Sep 2016
36467 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 9:08 am
NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 2 (RBR)

This post was edited on 9/11/18 at 9:11 am
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23833 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 9:09 am to
No USC meltdowns?

Guess the authors don't read the rant.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61505 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 9:13 am to
quote:

Florida vs Florida State is gonna be a 9:30 AM kickoff Tuesday Morning on the cooking channel.


Solid right there


Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18038 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 9:19 am to
quote:

I’m like 89% sure Bert poisoned the water supply in Fayetteville with his taint sweat so we’d never escape him. You can escort Bert off of your campus but you can never escort him out of your heart.




Frick if this ain't true though.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42604 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 9:21 am to
quote:

Solid right there



I was about to quote that.
Posted by Torch
Northshore Dr
Member since Feb 2017
3282 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 9:35 am to
quote:

I was about to quote that.


Same. Best line in the whole thing.
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3211 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 10:34 am to
quote:

“LEAVE IT ON THE GRASS”
“but coach I dropped my eye contacts and I need the-"
“LEAVE. IT. ON. THE. GRASS”


Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18188 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 10:40 am to
quote:

The streak died as only a Florida Man could, at age 31 due to poor decision making and repeated attacks by large felines.


This one could have been stretched more under the "Florida Man" brand but its pretty damn solid.
Posted by UFMatt
Gator Nation - Everywhere
Member since Oct 2010
11406 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 10:41 am to
Florida vs Florida State is gonna be a 9:30 AM kickoff Tuesday Morning on the cooking channel.

I laughed at this. Moderate melt by Gator fans, all things considered.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98814 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 10:41 am to
quote:

The streak died as only a Florida Man could, at age 31 due to poor decision making and repeated attacks by large felines.


Posted by RoopBama
Member since Feb 2016
122 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 10:44 am to
NSFW: Bonus Meltdown

Texas, USC, LSU and Arkansas
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98814 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 10:45 am to
I also like that they included Kentucky fans pre-loss potential melting. Because every single one of us thought, when we saw that last Florida TD, the same fricking thing.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
20750 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 11:18 am to
quote:

KENTUCKY HAS MORE ROAD WINS VS. RANKED TEAMS THAN MICHIGAN SINCE 2007


Please tell me this is a real stat
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
32738 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 11:20 am to
quote:

No USC meltdowns?


Amazing how bad this weekend was for other Teams
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98814 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Please tell me this is a real stat




LINK

Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 11:27 am to
This was LSU gold... I laughed.

“I sat 3 rows up from the LSU sideline and coach O was not happy with the O-line. Couldn’t understand what the hell he was trying to say but he sure was mad.

“He was saying Zhduehe eb ejxje fbeb die djahzhe d Go Tigers Fbebehshe heh Sxyedjebzunbeh dbehsjsue Go Tigers Shdhebdnau zuehstavvs Go Tigers”
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
20750 posts
Posted on 9/11/18 at 11:27 am to


fricking Michigan.
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