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Not sure how to handle this

Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:51 am
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:51 am
Tide doesn’t win football nattie
Basketball team a shitshow
Have already poisoned all the shrubbery
Sister cousin ran off with the septic tank guy
Kids turned 15 so married off and gone
Hold me
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:55 am to
OP is same as DinosaursAreReal, Rillo, and RainKing96

Or maybe he's just an average gump. We may never know.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49079 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:59 am to
What's with all these self loathing Bama fans lately?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:00 am to
quote:

What's with all these self loathing Bama fans lately?


It's almost like they post from the same script or something.

Weird.
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
13005 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:03 am to
Clearly just another Vols&Shaft alter according to Slob on Cobb Dawg.
Posted by DinosaursAreReal
Member since Nov 2018
1387 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:09 am to
This guy isn’t me. That’s disrespectful. I understand his pain though.
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
24263 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:17 am to
Well. Bamas won five and played for four in a row. Suck it up.

Basketball always sucks.

It was an ugly tree anyway.
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:04 am to
Why after thousands of post do some of you claim i’m an alter?
Ps
frick auburn
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33146 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:26 am to
quote:

Why after thousands of post do some of you claim i’m an alter? 
Ps 
frick auburn

Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:38 am to
quote:

Sister cousin ran off with the septic tank guy
I thought it was the guy who cleaned your above ground pool?
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 11:24 am to
quote:

thought it was the guy who cleaned your above ground pool?


Me too but just had his dick amputated from the diabetes
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

Me too but just had his dick amputated from the diabetes
Wow. sorry to hear that. He was a good dude.
Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7237 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

Tide doesn’t win football nattie
Basketball team a shitshow
Have already poisoned all the shrubbery
Sister cousin ran off with the septic tank guy
Kids turned 15 so married off and gone
Hold me


If you're not an alter, then I gotta give you props for being able to come off like this. Not too many of us could crawl under a rock with our teams like this. You get an upvote!
Posted by TideFaninFl
On the space coast
Member since Oct 2017
6620 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:45 pm to
Easy

I get out all my National Title games that Alabama won
(78, 79, 92, 09, 11, 12, 15, 17). Since each game is approximately 3 hours long, it is a 24 hour marathon of Alabama winning national titles......

Posted by boweswi05
birmingham
Member since Aug 2016
5655 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

It was an ugly tree anyway.



The tree looked better than the guy who did it.

Posted by LesnarF5
Member since Apr 2015
9219 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:58 pm to
At least it's good to hear Bama understands who and what they are.
Posted by jvilardo
5024 e. Brooks Town BR, La.
Member since Jan 2012
3279 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:00 pm to
Sarcastic Melt?
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6970 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:22 pm to
Alter fake melt.
Posted by neauxlaa
Member since Oct 2018
938 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:56 am to
quote:

What's with all these self loathing Bama fans lately?
Because all they have is the sport of football. Their lives are miserable and its the only thing they can cling too. Soon it will be also not as good once saban retires.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 9:30 am to
Become a Carolina fan. It’s a lot like this but without the high expectations and/or history.
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