No SEC Team gets Beth Blowins...

Thank Jesus above. Our one game she called was the Kentucky game and it sounded like she was fricking herself in the arse the whole broadcast with a life size statue of Benny smells, jr while her co host kept slapping her butter bean with a mace.

Beth Mowins will always be lurking to pounce on unsuspecting SEC games

OMG, best response post ever...Have an upvote sir...

Butter bean..

She did the Arkansas Game last year, I had to mute it.

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Thank Jesus above. Our one game she called was the Kentucky game and it sounded like she was fricking herself in the arse the whole broadcast with a life size statue of Benny smells, jr while her co host kept slapping her butter bean with a mace.

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Meth Bowins has a butter bean? I'd lay two to one odds that she has a penis, or at least a piece of one.

Comedy genius.

Seriously, before the game I didn’t know what all the hate was about. I guess I had never heard her before or had her mixed up with that Mary Carrillo woman. Before the 1st q was over I had to mute the tv and sync Matt Wyatt and Neal Price’s radio broadcast with the game.

That was the one of the most legendary posts I’ve seen in my 8 years on this board.

The Vols would be happy to have her call their game if it meant they could get to play in a bowl game.