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New Tennessee Head Coach doesn't know what Asparagus is

Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:35 pm
Posted by The Winner
Member since Nov 2016
7908 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:35 pm
At least Tennessee hired someone with a high IQ

I ain't ever heard of asparagus
Posted by Ole Messcort
Member since Aug 2017
1752 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:39 pm to
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New Tennessee Head Coach doesn't know what Asparagus is


Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:42 pm to
“I ain’t never heard of it!”

Wow, he’ll fit right in with the hillbillies of Tennessee
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:42 pm to
Cheese
This post was edited on 12/6/17 at 11:43 pm
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:50 pm to
Fantastic
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
11325 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 11:56 pm to
I bet he freaked when his pee smelled
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 12:13 am to
LINK

You're late
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 12:23 am to
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 12:25 am to
he is such a good fit
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20435 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 1:12 am to
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You're late


Actually, you were late. It was posted late this afternoon.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 1:22 am to
Actually, you were late. I posted this when he was hired at Bama 2 years ago, when he was hired at UGA before that, before we played FSU, and when he was originally promoted to DB coach at Bama years ago.

Also I made fun of him heavily and posted about it on Facebook when that episode originally aired 11 years.

Hell, I personally heard the man say plenty of shite just as stupid when he was my coach at Hoover.


Who's late now, bitch?
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 1:27 am to
Man, I'd forgotten how red he sounds.
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
64376 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 1:41 am to
He definitely will have no trouble assimilating to Knoxville culture
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42604 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 1:49 am to
Neither does a GOP congressman from Texas but he sure doesn't want you casting aspersions on it.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 1:51 am
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112166 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 2:13 am to
How do you go from Hoover high DC to UT head coach in 11 years
Posted by The Winner
Member since Nov 2016
7908 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 2:15 am to
Looks like Saban is saturating the market with incompetent coaches to become HCs to take away the competition. Saban truly is a genius
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32167 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 4:21 am to
So I bet he doesn't know when you eat asparagus, your pee smells like asparagus. If he would put asparagus in a bowl and mix in some EVOO and a good healthy dose of Cavenders and roast in the oven until tender, he will quickly learn to love it.
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
Member since Jan 2008
65752 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 4:47 am to
That’s cool you played for him though. Was it during the days of 2adays filming?

I’ll never forget when Hoover was laughing about playing some little (2a?)school from Louisiana (John Curtis).. and they lost.

It was also cool seeing them talk about some really hyped quarterback named Tebow. Hoover won that game though.

This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 4:48 am
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20459 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 4:50 am to
Wow. That kind of dumb is impressive.
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:59 am to
I betcha his walk in closet has a full assortment of overalls with bibs. And tobacco juice stains galore on the floor in that house. Wow.
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