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New law coming out from Alabama

Posted on 6/26/20 at 12:22 pm
Posted by momentoftruth87
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Posted on 6/26/20 at 12:22 pm
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister!

Posted by 3down10
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Posted on 6/26/20 at 12:24 pm to
Fresh and original.

Don't see that very often on the rant.

Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 6/26/20 at 12:25 pm to
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Arkansas Fan
Posted by SidewalkTiger
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Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 6/26/20 at 12:26 pm to
An Alabama fan is at home in the trailer one night fricking his sister. In the clutches of passion, she screams, "My God you're fricking me better than dad does!"

He finishes then replies, "Yeah thats the same thing Mom said."
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71182 posts
Posted on 6/26/20 at 12:27 pm to
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An Alabama fan is at home in the trailer one night fricking his sister. In the clutches of passion, she screams, "My God you're fricking me better than dad does!"

He finishes then replies, "Yeah thats the same thing Mom said."



Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 6/26/20 at 12:34 pm to
Does anyone actually know where the whole "inbred" thing came from for Alabama/the south in general?

Is it some weird shite that came from the north to belittle us? Is it like when they call us racist and then turn out to be the most racist part of the country?

Serious question. It's about as dumb as the whole LSU smells like corndogs thing. It's just kinda weird and creepy and always used but no idea where it came from.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 6/26/20 at 12:35 pm to
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Is it some weird shite that came from the north to belittle us? Is it like when they call us racist and then turn out to be the most racist part of the country? 


Probably so.
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 6/26/20 at 12:36 pm to
Lol Arkansas

Posted by AHM21
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Posted on 6/26/20 at 12:36 pm to
This site has become worse than the mid 00's al.com forums.
This post was edited on 6/26/20 at 12:38 pm
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22539 posts
Posted on 6/26/20 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Does anyone actually know where the whole "inbred" thing came from for Alabama/the south in general?

Is it some weird shite that came from the north to belittle us? Is it like when they call us racist and then turn out to be the most racist part of the country?

Serious question. It's about as dumb as the whole LSU smells like corndogs thing. It's just kinda weird and creepy and always used but no idea where it came from.


It's an entire south thing and yes it's done regularly by people from the north and west coast.

The funny part about it, is I recently saw a thing of most searched for porn keywords by state, and the majority of the north was looking for incest porn.

Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 6/26/20 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Does anyone actually know where the whole "inbred" thing came from for Alabama/the south in general?

Is it some weird shite that came from the north to belittle us? Is it like when they call us racist and then turn out to be the most racist part of the country? Serious question.

It's about as dumb as the whole LSU smells like corndogs thing. It's just kinda weird and creepy and always used but no idea where it came from.
It’s just something people do to take jabs at a fan base. It’s the same with the running joke about all the Ags being gay.
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/26/20 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

An Alabama fan is at home in the trailer one night fricking his sister. In the clutches of passion, she screams, "My God you're fricking me better than dad does!"

He finishes then replies, "Yeah thats the same thing Mom said."


Can you give OP lessons? This is 1000x better than anything he's ever posted.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 6/26/20 at 1:11 pm to
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An Alabama fan is at home in the trailer one night fricking his sister. In the clutches of passion, she screams, "My God you're fricking me better than dad does!"

He finishes then replies, "Yeah thats the same thing Mom said."

I sent this to my sister and she thought it was hilarious.

She's also my favorite aunt, so I respect her opinion.
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/26/20 at 1:11 pm to
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It’s just something people do to take jabs at a fan base. It’s the same with the running joke about all the Ags being gay.


Yup.

Alabamians are inbred.
Aggies are gay.
LSU fans all have gonorrhea.

Just weird little things to poke at each other about.
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12848 posts
Posted on 6/26/20 at 1:17 pm to
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Alabamians are inbred.
Aggies are gay.
LSU fans all have gonorrhea.

Just weird little things to poke at each other about.

Sounds like all of us need to do LESS poking given inbred, gay, gonorrhea
This post was edited on 6/26/20 at 1:18 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78908 posts
Posted on 6/26/20 at 1:37 pm to
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It’s the same with the running joke about all the Ags being gay.


That isn't a joke
Posted by 1BamaRTR
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Member since Apr 2015
22511 posts
Posted on 6/26/20 at 1:38 pm to
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It’s just something people do to take jabs at a fan base. It’s the same with the running joke about all the Ags being gay.

Among fans of SEC teams yeah but the whole Alabama/incest jokes extend beyond that. I’ve seen plenty of even non-Americans online use the whole Alabama=Roll Tide=incest even though most of them don’t know where Alabama is or that Roll Tide is associated with the university’s sports teams. It’s just another joke beaten to death by the Internet.
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21520 posts
Posted on 6/26/20 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Alabamians are inbred.
Aggies are gay.
LSU fans all have gonorrhea.

Just weird little things to poke at each other about.

Yeah...but 2 of these are true
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
30851 posts
Posted on 6/26/20 at 3:29 pm to
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Yeah...but 2 of these are true


We keep telling you guys to glove it, but...
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28280 posts
Posted on 6/26/20 at 5:24 pm to
Coming from an Arky fan.
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