Neighborhood kid, (who is 16), looks at Florida like the rest of us look at Arkansas

He doesn't remember what happened when he was 9 months old....so basically, in his lifetime Florida has been arse. He is perplexed that anyone would want to go coach at Florida. I've tried to explain to him about "mUh bRaNd, and mUh rEsOuRcEs, and muh tUrDiShAn," but it's not taking. He's a good kid.