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Napoleon Complex
Posted on 8/20/18 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 8/20/18 at 4:22 pm
Nick Saban is one inch shorter than Napoleon.
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Posted on 8/20/18 at 4:23 pm to Auburn80
But his cack is 13 centimeters longer.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 4:24 pm to Auburn80
Yea, but he has huge balls.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 4:25 pm to Auburn80
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Nick Saban is one inch shorter than Napoleon.
Ok I'll be honest. My threads are pretty bad but yours???
Posted on 8/20/18 at 4:25 pm to Auburn80
Posted on 8/20/18 at 4:28 pm to Auburn80
This is a little off topic but go to the 1:20:15 mark of Full Metal Jacket and the dude does a PERFECT impression of Nick Saban.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 4:34 pm to Auburn80
Ugh. French inches were longer than British inches. In French measurements he was five foot two. However!
According to current standard measurements Napoleon was five foot seven. Which is still short, but actually slightly above average for an adult male at the time. Interestingly enough, his personal bodyguard were all selected with a minimum height and were taller than him so he appeared shorter than average because he was surrounded by taller men. So that in combination with the measurement difference led to the misconception that Napoleon Bonaparte was uncommonly short.
According to current standard measurements Napoleon was five foot seven. Which is still short, but actually slightly above average for an adult male at the time. Interestingly enough, his personal bodyguard were all selected with a minimum height and were taller than him so he appeared shorter than average because he was surrounded by taller men. So that in combination with the measurement difference led to the misconception that Napoleon Bonaparte was uncommonly short.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 4:36 pm to Volatile
Didn't Napoleon also have a micropenis?
Posted on 8/20/18 at 4:37 pm to ColoBama
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Ok I'll be honest. My threads are pretty bad but yours???
Ah, but you responded to mine. I don't respond to yours.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 4:38 pm to Auburn80
Your cow college is close to another NC...about 150 miles
Posted on 8/20/18 at 4:40 pm to ColoBama
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Didn't Napoleon also have a micropenis?
Haven’t the foggiest.
But hemorrhoids likely afflicted him so badly that he missed crucial tactical points of the battle of Waterloo leading to a crushing defeat and his second exile.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 5:25 pm to Auburn80
Makes you wonder how Malzahn handles having a losing record to such a short guy then doesn't Sunshine?
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:44 pm to Auburn80
So you're inferring that Napoleon had a Saban Complex?
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