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re: Most unorthodox / creative SEC athletes

Posted on 5/22/13 at 1:51 am to
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 1:51 am to
Jared Lorenzen. Here is in the UFL.



Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 1:53 am to
The honey badger
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 1:54 am to


Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 1:55 am to
quote:

if cokeheads are creative then yes



He is without a doubt the most creative of the cokeheads
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 1:57 am to


Posted by RebelExpress38
In your base, killin your dudes
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 2:04 am to
Dexter Mccluster. Weighed 175 his senior year and was our primary back. He repped out 225 20 times at the combine.

He regularly tore the sole of his shoes at practice making cuts. It happened during one of his first practices as a chief if I'm not mistaken. They couldn't believe it.

Eta: got a LINK to prove it.
This post was edited on 5/22/13 at 2:10 am
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 2:05 am to
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Jared Lorenzen. Here is in the UFL


SOB had one of the most incredible arms I've ever seen.

I remember Sheldon Brown telling me he knocked down one of JL's passes in a game up in Lexington, with his chest. Said it came humming-in so fast he didn't have time to get his hands up and even attempt the interception. Said the ball hit him so hard in his chest it knocked the air out of him and he had a bruise on his chest, underneath his pads, that was the shape of the point of the football flattening-out when it hit him like a bullet.

Lorenzen just could not control his eating though. Evidently he loves to eat.
Posted by dawgfan1979
Red hills of Jawja
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 4:07 am to
quote:

Lorenzen just could not control his eating though. Evidently he loves to eat.



Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 7:10 am to
Dude grew into his head
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 7:19 am to
Archie Manning
Dominque Wilkins
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Dexter Mccluster.


Also one that came to mind. He wasn't a guy you could put into any one position, but he was explosive as hell.

Too small to be a RB or WR full-time, but had all the moves.

This post was edited on 5/22/13 at 2:33 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 2:34 pm to
quote:


quote:
if cokeheads are creative then yes


He is without a doubt the most creative of the cokeheads


Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 2:45 pm to
Steve Taneyhill
Posted by Drewbie
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 2:45 pm to
quote:


He is without a doubt the most creative of the cokeheads
He did two lines at halftime during the LSU game in 2002.
Posted by dtmb
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 3:05 pm to
Greg "the Kraken" Hardy.

For some great satire, mash this and this.

For more information on his alter ego, "the Kraken," click here.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 5/22/13 at 4:18 pm to
1. Arian Foster

No other SEC athlete can speak pterodactyl.
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