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supersaints9
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euless,texas
Member since Dec 2009
11124 posts

re: May I present the corndog candle
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When you light it, there's a little speaker on the bottom that screams "suck that tiger dick bitch" in a thick cajun accent.


The best post that you’ve made since joining this site. Stay the course douche bag!


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five_fivesix
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Now LSU fans don't have to wait until after a game to melt.






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Jacknola
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Member since May 2013
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It is probably one of those practical joke candles that won’t stay lit regardless of what you do. Kinda like the football team, flicker, flicker, flicker, flame, out…


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30Aaggie
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I kept thinking what the hell is this corndog smell covering the entire southern half of the state.


Hahaha got em!


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SidewalkTiger
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38960 posts

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Smells like Brian Kelly’s arse crack


How do you know what BK's arse smells like?


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RelentlessTide
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1839 posts

Thanks for bringing that to my attention


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aTm boy
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And how does Homesick describe the scent of the Baton Rouge candle? As follows: "Crisp morning dew from the LSU Lakes


I bet it smells like sewage.


TigerLunatik
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Member since Jan 2005
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I bet it did after yall shite all over yourselves losing to a lame duck coach and a bunch of backups.


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antibarner
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Member since Oct 2009
21833 posts

No sense in Corndogs talking bout sucking anything since all of those cucks squat to piss.
This post was edited on 8/7 at 3:42 pm


TigerLunatik
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No sense in Corndogs talking bout sucking anything

Who did that? What are you going on about?


Sun God
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Early tagged in antibarner for the “incoherent LSU posts” match


TigerLunatik
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
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Yeah but early is fricking around. The other clown is serious as a heart attack.


Sun God
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Antibarner’s 2019 posting season is probably the worst performance by anyone at anything ever


lastfan
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the worst performance by anyone at anything ever

He’s the Jimmy Carter of the Rant


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TigerLunatik
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We need to get antibarner and Irons Puppet to have an annual SEC Rant debate. We may even be able to sell advertising to the event.


armytide373
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We need to get antibarner and Irons Puppet to have an annual SEC Rant debate. We may even be able to sell advertising to the event.

Only if Stephen serves as moderator


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Sun God
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We need to get antibarner and Irons Puppet to have an annual SEC Rant debate. We may even be able to sell advertising to the event

Would 100% buy a table and the beef course for it


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