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re: May I present the corndog candle
Posted on 8/7/22 at 1:11 pm to EarlyCuyler3
Posted on 8/7/22 at 1:11 pm to EarlyCuyler3
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When you light it, there's a little speaker on the bottom that screams "suck that tiger dick bitch" in a thick cajun accent.
The best post that you’ve made since joining this site. Stay the course douche bag!
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Posted on 8/7/22 at 1:11 pm to Marktastic86
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Now LSU fans don't have to wait until after a game to melt.
Posted on 8/7/22 at 1:15 pm to Arzrbkfan
It is probably one of those practical joke candles that won’t stay lit regardless of what you do. Kinda like the football team, flicker, flicker, flicker, flame, out…
Posted on 8/7/22 at 1:47 pm to Arzrbkfan
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I kept thinking what the hell is this corndog smell covering the entire southern half of the state.
Hahaha got em!
Posted on 8/7/22 at 1:50 pm to Dawgholio
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Smells like Brian Kelly’s arse crack
How do you know what BK's arse smells like?
Posted on 8/7/22 at 1:53 pm to TigerLunatik
Thanks for bringing that to my attention
Posted on 8/7/22 at 2:31 pm to TigerLunatik
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And how does Homesick describe the scent of the Baton Rouge candle? As follows: "Crisp morning dew from the LSU Lakes
I bet it smells like sewage.
Posted on 8/7/22 at 3:36 pm to aTm boy
I bet it did after yall shite all over yourselves losing to a lame duck coach and a bunch of backups.
Posted on 8/7/22 at 3:41 pm to TigerLunatik
No sense in Corndogs talking bout sucking anything since all of those cucks squat to piss. 
This post was edited on 8/7/22 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 8/7/22 at 3:42 pm to antibarner
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No sense in Corndogs talking bout sucking anything
Who did that? What are you going on about?
Posted on 8/7/22 at 3:43 pm to TigerLunatik
Early tagged in antibarner for the “incoherent LSU posts” match
Posted on 8/7/22 at 3:45 pm to Sun God
Yeah but early is fricking around. The other clown is serious as a heart attack.
Posted on 8/7/22 at 3:53 pm to TigerLunatik
Antibarner’s 2019 posting season is probably the worst performance by anyone at anything ever
Posted on 8/7/22 at 3:56 pm to Sun God
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the worst performance by anyone at anything ever
He’s the Jimmy Carter of the Rant
Posted on 8/7/22 at 4:08 pm to Sun God
We need to get antibarner and Irons Puppet to have an annual SEC Rant debate. We may even be able to sell advertising to the event.
Posted on 8/7/22 at 4:16 pm to TigerLunatik
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We need to get antibarner and Irons Puppet to have an annual SEC Rant debate. We may even be able to sell advertising to the event.
Only if Stephen serves as moderator
Posted on 8/7/22 at 4:18 pm to TigerLunatik
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We need to get antibarner and Irons Puppet to have an annual SEC Rant debate. We may even be able to sell advertising to the event
Would 100% buy a table and the beef course for it
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