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May I present the corndog candle

Posted on 8/7/22 at 11:47 am
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93642 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 11:47 am
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Homesick is launching a Baton Rouge-scented candle.
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On Aug. 2, Homesick will share its interpretation of the bouquet of Baton Rouge when the company launches its newest College Towns collection of candles, described as representing "beloved alma mater memories through fragrance." 

And how does Homesick describe the scent of the Baton Rouge candle? As follows: "Crisp morning dew from the LSU Lakes invigorate the senses while Cold Coush Coush feeds the soul. Calls of TIGER BAIT echo through the town. 



You can now bring the essence of Tiger Stadium to your living room when your team plays in Baton Rouge.
Posted by WhaddupDawg
In your heart
Member since Apr 2022
3833 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 11:49 am to
This is sad
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 11:54 am to
Can’t imagine filling your house with the scent of piss, vomit, and Bourbon, but each to their own.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18159 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 11:59 am to
Homesick seems too on the nose for the Tigers as of late.
This post was edited on 8/7/22 at 12:22 pm
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:01 pm to
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Can’t imagine filling your house with the scent of piss, vomit, and Bourbon, but each to their own.


When you light it, there's a little speaker on the bottom that screams "suck that tiger dick bitch" in a thick cajun accent.
Posted by omrebelfan20
27-24 Corndog Blvd
Member since Sep 2012
4845 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:02 pm to
It fills the living room with 5-7
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22511 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:02 pm to
Baton Rouge is still on the Mississippi River right?

Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93642 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:04 pm to
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Can’t imagine filling your house with the scent of piss, vomit, and Bourbon

Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:05 pm to
For an extra charge, CBK will stop by the house for a lap dance.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93642 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:05 pm to
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It fills the living room with 5-7

Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5385 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:16 pm to
Also from the LSU Le Tigré collection:

Posted by Arzrbkfan
Member since Jul 2022
242 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:17 pm to
This reminds me of the first time LSU came to Little Rock, I kept thinking what the hell is this corndog smell covering the entire southern half of the state. Somebody told me it was the LSU fans on their way to Little Rock. I'm 50 miles away and that damn smell lingered around here for a week.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93642 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:19 pm to
First time I went to Little Rock (only time really) the only good looking women I saw were in purple and gold.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93642 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:21 pm to
I'd imagine that the Colonel Ignoramus vagina smells worse than a corndog.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:23 pm to
Smells like Brian Kelly’s arse crack. The favorite sent of all the corndogs now.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18159 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:24 pm to
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TigerLunatik

I think he meant that the 2021 Series Baton Rouge line has a expected life of 5-7 hours.
Posted by Arzrbkfan
Member since Jul 2022
242 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:36 pm to
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the only good looking women I saw were in purple and gold
I tell you what, I got to know one that had me driving down to Monroe on regular basis there for a while. She came real close to talking me into putting on an LSU shirt long enough to take a pic, twice! Damn man, you got me thinking about taking another trip.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93642 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:38 pm to
This was 30 years ago. But, there really were no good looking hog women. I've seen plenty since. Just not that day. It was an ugly scene.
This post was edited on 8/7/22 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Arzrbkfan
Member since Jul 2022
242 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:48 pm to
I'm not sure there is one in Little Rock that looks any better than than the one I know in Monroe.
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
12445 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 1:04 pm to
Now LSU fans don't have to wait until after a game to melt.
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