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TigerLunatik
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May I present the corndog candle

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Homesick is launching a Baton Rouge-scented candle.
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On Aug. 2, Homesick will share its interpretation of the bouquet of Baton Rouge when the company launches its newest College Towns collection of candles, described as representing "beloved alma mater memories through fragrance." 

And how does Homesick describe the scent of the Baton Rouge candle? As follows: "Crisp morning dew from the LSU Lakes invigorate the senses while Cold Coush Coush feeds the soul. Calls of TIGER BAIT echo through the town. 



You can now bring the essence of Tiger Stadium to your living room when your team plays in Baton Rouge.


WhaddupDawg
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This is sad


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five_fivesix
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Can’t imagine filling your house with the scent of piss, vomit, and Bourbon, but each to their own.


armytide373
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Homesick seems too on the nose for the Tigers as of late.
This post was edited on 8/7 at 12:22 pm


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EarlyCuyler3
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Can’t imagine filling your house with the scent of piss, vomit, and Bourbon, but each to their own.


When you light it, there's a little speaker on the bottom that screams "suck that tiger dick bitch" in a thick cajun accent.


omrebelfan20
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It fills the living room with 5-7


3down10
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Baton Rouge is still on the Mississippi River right?



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TigerLunatik
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Can’t imagine filling your house with the scent of piss, vomit, and Bourbon



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five_fivesix
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For an extra charge, CBK will stop by the house for a lap dance.


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TigerLunatik
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It fills the living room with 5-7



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Colonel Ingus
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Also from the LSU Le Tigré collection:



Arzrbkfan
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This reminds me of the first time LSU came to Little Rock, I kept thinking what the hell is this corndog smell covering the entire southern half of the state. Somebody told me it was the LSU fans on their way to Little Rock. I'm 50 miles away and that damn smell lingered around here for a week.


TigerLunatik
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First time I went to Little Rock (only time really) the only good looking women I saw were in purple and gold.


TigerLunatik
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I'd imagine that the Colonel Ignoramus vagina smells worse than a corndog.


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Dawgholio
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Smells like Brian Kelly’s arse crack. The favorite sent of all the corndogs now.


armytide373
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TigerLunatik

I think he meant that the 2021 Series Baton Rouge line has a expected life of 5-7 hours.


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Arzrbkfan
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the only good looking women I saw were in purple and gold
I tell you what, I got to know one that had me driving down to Monroe on regular basis there for a while. She came real close to talking me into putting on an LSU shirt long enough to take a pic, twice! Damn man, you got me thinking about taking another trip.


TigerLunatik
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
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This was 30 years ago. But, there really were no good looking hog women. I've seen plenty since. Just not that day. It was an ugly scene.
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Arzrbkfan
Arkansas Fan
Member since Jul 2022
242 posts

I'm not sure there is one in Little Rock that looks any better than than the one I know in Monroe.


Marktastic86
Alabama Fan
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
4866 posts

Now LSU fans don't have to wait until after a game to melt.


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