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Malzahn will do better at UCF

Posted on 4/8/21 at 9:21 pm
Posted by BrotherDawg84
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 9:21 pm
than he did at Auburn.
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 9:23 pm to
If Gus gets to the National Championship at UCF I’ll eat a jar of mayo
Posted by Pygthagorean Theorem
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 9:23 pm to
Thank you for the insight Nostradamus

Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71028 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 9:27 pm to
You probably eat jars of mayo while posting Dudley
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 9:34 pm to
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You probably eat jars of mayo


Out of your wife’s snatch
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41073 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 9:38 pm to
What is the deal with Malzahn? He was supposed to be this passing guru out of Springdale and Houston Nutt hired him to get all their great players and Gus was going to open up the offense. Of course D-Mac and the wildcat put the brakes on that, but IIRC, he was all about passing as a high school coach.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42548 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 9:52 pm to
If Gus wins a NC at UCF, I will quit CFB.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71028 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 10:04 pm to
17 year Olds still using snatch huh?
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

17 year Olds still using snatch huh?


I’m 18
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52183 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

You probably eat jars of mayo

quote:

Out of your wife’s snatch 


This seems more like a punishment than something to brag about tbh
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 10:43 pm to
Posted by Foy
Member since Nov 2009
3336 posts
Posted on 4/8/21 at 10:52 pm to
quote:

What is the deal with Malzahn? He was supposed to be this passing guru out of Springdale and Houston Nutt hired him to get all their great players and Gus was going to open up the offense. Of course D-Mac and the wildcat put the brakes on that, but IIRC, he was all about passing as a high school coach.


Always been a run first guy.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 4/8/21 at 11:02 pm to
I had straight up forgotten he went to UCF
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17256 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:35 am to
define “do better”
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 6:05 am to
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Out of your wife’s snatch


I know it’s white and creamy, but that’s not gonna be Mayo.

But hey, you can probably make a lot of money in the industry since you swallow.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17244 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:02 am to
Diddy would rather forget the pussy and sux the dick it came from.

Called a cock sucker.
Posted by armtackledawg
Member since Aug 2017
11901 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:22 am to
That picture made me throw up. Thanks
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:34 am to
OK that does gross me out a little. And why is he chewing it? Is it crunchy mayo?
This post was edited on 4/9/21 at 7:34 am
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7205 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:57 am to
He will go undefeated. They will hang fake championship banners, he will get a Bill self contract.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21202 posts
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:59 am to
quote:

That picture made me throw up. Thanks

So it was the actual picture of somebody eating Mayo more than the thought of diddlydawg eating the creampie out of momentoftruth’s wife’s snatch that made you throw up? Or all of it together?
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