re: LSU-prepareth thy anuses

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Hogwarts,

Our anuses are puckered and ready for Fort Smith Lunney ... As an old LSU RB, I can tell you that your Hero Lunney comes from a long gutless line of Ft Smith Ar-KANSAS Lunney cowards who’d shite their britches at the sight of a 90 point beat down ...

... all of them Lunneys had 10-cent Heads and that Apple never falls far from the tree

Hogwarts, on your knees praying that Bama routs Auburn so the GUS BUS can hunker down and DUMP A LOAD in Fayetteville, AR for the 2020’s decade ... NOBODY BUT YOU Hogwarts, deserves the GUS BUS ...

Hogwarts has class folks, he works at a TYSON chicken plant in charge of the frozen chicken corn dog section making $8.25/hour and should be taken seriously here. I’ve heard Hogwarts on the Paul Finebaum show and he’s almost a celebrity there. Hogwarts, send us some pics of your first cousin (wife) tailgatin’ and splayed Out on the picnic table!
She’s the hottest 10-toothed piece of white trash in the Ozarks ... Give us a pig soooieee

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Summary: LSU is scared.

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Expect max effort from the fighting Barry Lunneys.

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It’s pathetic that your team would wait until 3/4’s of the season is over to give maximum effort. You must have a team of half-assed players.

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I knew she had a septic tank cleaner out this morning while she's out of the country.

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That joke doesn't even make sense. I work for the biggest septic tank cleaner in the country and one of the first rules that my manger told me was to never inspect one without the homeowner present.

Nice sail

Upvote Sir, I admire the spirit.

With that said, LSU by fiddy.

+46

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Believe me, I hear about it all damn year.

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I whole-heartily believe you. Beating LSU and/or going to any bowl game is as high as their hopes go, every year.

Some nice discussion going on in this thread.