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LSU fans - rules for visiting God’s country

Posted on 11/24/20 at 2:35 pm
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37438 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 2:35 pm
1. Please pace yourselves. Falling down drunk 4 hours before kickoff is not cool. I don’t believe tents are permitted but good behavior will lend to you getting a fine Texas beer from a passing by Ag

Remember we want you to enjoy the tailgate and have fun with the tailgate


2. Do not bring the ladyboy stuff down to Brazos County, Texas. None of us Ags want to see that. Please wear appropriate gameday attire and save the dress up for Boudreaux



3. When you lose, do not throw your beer at northgate TVs.


Please adhere to the above rules. Failure to do so may lend to reception of a country boy arse whippin’.

Thank you!
Posted by Hailstate15
ForeverGator's mom's
Member since Nov 2018
21466 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

country boy

you fricks call yourself that?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52192 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 2:41 pm to
I didn't realize you actually posted about Aggie any.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13263 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

God’s country


If God's country was some bizarro gay boy version of Soviet Russia.

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90410 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Falling down drunk 4 hours before kickoff is not cool.



This is why y’all don’t belong in the SEC
Posted by Dstllsu
Ga
Member since Jan 2016
1651 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Do not bring the ladyboy stuff


Aggies prefer the stubble
Posted by r2d2
Member since Dec 2006
6842 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 2:57 pm to
Is that is God’s country he must not be a College Football fan because Aggots have nothing to do with National Championships in Football.
Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
21641 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

LSU fans - rules for visiting God’s country


Sorry Aggy baws but I won't be sucking dick
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3531 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 3:49 pm to
4. Make sure you go back where you came from.
Posted by Monsieur le Duc
Château de Chantilly
Member since Aug 2014
673 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

rules for visiting God’s country


shite, I didn't realize the game was being played in Shreveport.
Posted by bopper50
Sugarland Texas
Member since Mar 2009
9100 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 4:21 pm to
Remember to come to a full stop at the one stop light in the one horse town.
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21314 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 4:58 pm to
Just to put things into perspective:

In the last meeting between these 2 teams, LSU's backup QB threw for more TDs (1) and nearly as many yards (73) ON TWO COMPLETIONS than A&M's starting QB did FOR THE ENTIRE GAME. (0 and 92 respectively)
Posted by Billder
Where you live
Member since Nov 2009
5223 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

texag7


I think you are an absolute loser and have an unhealthy obsession with LSU.

That being said, this is a pretty solid thread. Good work.
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7954 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:12 pm to
DANIEL!!!!!!!!
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
29966 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:26 pm to







All LSU.
All the time.
Posted by Hill Country
Member since Nov 2020
1697 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

All LSU. All the time.


You’re really one to talk
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 10:43 pm to
The only thing they will do is get drunk and puke all over themselves
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9400 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 10:45 pm to
Did you know Iowa is the real 12th man?

Also what’s the deal with the nerdy arse “fish camp” in freaking Palestine of all places? Jizz jar? Touch my fralala? The homo looking overalls with ‘ATM’ stiched on the rear end pockets? Seriously y’all are some freaking weird arse mf’s.
This post was edited on 11/24/20 at 10:49 pm
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9400 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

This is why y’all don’t belong in the SEC


Amen dude. At least UT & Tech would party with the best of us and not be nerds fixated on doing cheers in the bleachers. Y’all probably for real try not to get too drunk during pre game because you don’t want to mess up your beloved cheers
Posted by I let the dogs out
Member since Sep 2017
2241 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 11:00 pm to
A&M fan using this phrase:
quote:

country boy arse

Sounds about right.
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