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LSU coach Curley Hallman's brother robbed a bank in Miss
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:05 pm
And got into a shootout with the FBI getting away. Also pulled a pistol on a friend for fooling with his ugly as sin wife. Friend was living with a 12 @ the time and never met the wife. Other brother was a union buster and worked at the rubber plant in Tuscaloosa. Sported an original Russian made military assault rifle to "make a lot of racket" and scatter the scabs as he put it. LOL! Colorful family.
Curley got LSU job and found out I was running a bidness in Texas and asked if I would give some players summer work. Sent wife and I tickets to opener vs his old boss' Tx A plus M and we sat in Curley's private box. Looked over @ next box and there sat Joe Dean in his box with Curley's union busting brother. Drunk of course, not Joe D but the bro. Exciting game, Aggies driving for the winning score and LSU stopped them on the goal line in final seconds to win. Curley's brother leaped up on the ledge screaming for joy and started falling off, likely to his demise but Joe Dean caught him and pulled him back.
Curley had a hell of a job @ LSU, and was a damn good football coach but he couldn't keep his focus. Told me he had a hell of a QB when he was @ USM and he was gonna beat Alabama's azz and his new QB was gonna be famous. He did and Brett Farve was famous. Last I heard from Brother Hallman he was an assistant coach @ a Missiissippi HS. They don't make SEC football coaches like they used too.
Curley got LSU job and found out I was running a bidness in Texas and asked if I would give some players summer work. Sent wife and I tickets to opener vs his old boss' Tx A plus M and we sat in Curley's private box. Looked over @ next box and there sat Joe Dean in his box with Curley's union busting brother. Drunk of course, not Joe D but the bro. Exciting game, Aggies driving for the winning score and LSU stopped them on the goal line in final seconds to win. Curley's brother leaped up on the ledge screaming for joy and started falling off, likely to his demise but Joe Dean caught him and pulled him back.
Curley had a hell of a job @ LSU, and was a damn good football coach but he couldn't keep his focus. Told me he had a hell of a QB when he was @ USM and he was gonna beat Alabama's azz and his new QB was gonna be famous. He did and Brett Farve was famous. Last I heard from Brother Hallman he was an assistant coach @ a Missiissippi HS. They don't make SEC football coaches like they used too.
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Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:07 pm to jimdog
First downvote
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:09 pm to jimdog
Next, tell us about Christmas in the '40s.
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:10 pm to jimdog
Elvis is dead and you don't look too good.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:32 pm to jimdog
That’s what happens when you hire a guy from Tuscaloosa who is dumbgay enough to go be an Aggie.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:33 pm to jimdog
Great story
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:39 pm to Lsupimp
No shite, huh? Golden Flake deez, Curley.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:40 pm to Lsupimp
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That’s what happens when you hire a guy from Tuscaloosa who is dumbgay enough to go be an Aggie.
Interesting word
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:43 pm to jimdog
If jimdog and Harry Rex Vonner "colluded" to write a story, the narrative that would follow could be made into a movie
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:47 pm to jimdog
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Brett Farve
It's Fav-re, dumbass.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:47 pm to jimdog
I used to do a lot of drugs. I still enjoy them now, but I did back in the past, also.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 11:19 pm to dawgdayafternoon
Well thank you sir. I don't idolize these players enough to know the proper spelling of their names. Cumgargler.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 7:13 am to jimdog
apple/tree.....
Posted on 7/19/18 at 7:46 am to jimdog
Was it Hubert that robbed the bank?...he used to be a sheriff's deputy with the county in Tuscaloosa and I wouldn't put it past him. The oldest one, Moody, is dead and the other one, Donald, would have to be damn near 80 years old!
The truth is, the most likely to have done it among the brothers, would have been Curly!
The truth is, the most likely to have done it among the brothers, would have been Curly!
Posted on 7/19/18 at 7:50 am to jimdog
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was a damn good football coach
He never showed us this in Baton Rouge.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 8:02 am to jimdog
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was a damn good football coach
lmao
He only won games because he lucked into Favre. He was literal shite without him. Aggy is about to see how this goes
Posted on 7/19/18 at 8:03 am to TheHarahanian
As jimdog said, whiskey and pussy will make you lose focus.
The age old lamentation:
"A whiskey glass and a woman's arse has made a failure out of me!"
The age old lamentation:
"A whiskey glass and a woman's arse has made a failure out of me!"
Posted on 7/19/18 at 9:00 am to coachcrisp
And Social Media is the new whiskey for all these young coaches. It will cause problems for their players and prevent them from chasing pussy like the old coaches.
This post was edited on 7/19/18 at 9:21 am
Posted on 7/19/18 at 10:40 am to jimdog
Love this
Danny Ford is good buddies with Curley
Given today's global criminal climate, I actually have a little respect for bank robbers.
Danny Ford is good buddies with Curley
Given today's global criminal climate, I actually have a little respect for bank robbers.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 10:41 am to cajunbama
dumbass
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