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Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama land
Posted by JoeMoTiger
on 12/1/14 at 6:50 pm
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3Yeah I know, you're Bama, you win NC's and nothing else matters but you may want to think about the economic growth that would come from a MIZZOU victory and how important it would be to the Gumpville economy.
Let's go through this scenario with just a few examples of why my previous statement has merit.
(1) Carpet cleaners totally inundated for weeks cleaning carpets and furniture from the Gumps watching the big screen and losing their bowels after the Bama loss.
(2) Retail sales of TV's, home theater equipment, chairs, miscellaneous household goods destroyed in fits of rage and disbelief.
(3) General contractors repairing drywall damage, plumbing fixtures, doors, windows, etc.
(4) Auto body repair from drunken gumps loose on the road smashing into shite left and right.
(5) Liquor/beer sales hitting record levels across the state in an attempt to drown the pain.
Look this is just what the Bama economy needs and MIZZOU is more than happy to help our SEC brethren jump start the economy in your poverty stricken state.
Let's go through this scenario with just a few examples of why my previous statement has merit.
(1) Carpet cleaners totally inundated for weeks cleaning carpets and furniture from the Gumps watching the big screen and losing their bowels after the Bama loss.
(2) Retail sales of TV's, home theater equipment, chairs, miscellaneous household goods destroyed in fits of rage and disbelief.
(3) General contractors repairing drywall damage, plumbing fixtures, doors, windows, etc.
(4) Auto body repair from drunken gumps loose on the road smashing into shite left and right.
(5) Liquor/beer sales hitting record levels across the state in an attempt to drown the pain.
Look this is just what the Bama economy needs and MIZZOU is more than happy to help our SEC brethren jump start the economy in your poverty stricken state.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by Tuscaloosa 
on 12/1/14 at 6:51 pm to JoeMoTiger
on 12/1/14 at 6:51 pm to JoeMoTigerFerguson
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by NBamaAlum 
on 12/1/14 at 6:52 pm to Tuscaloosa
on 12/1/14 at 6:52 pm to TuscaloosaOH SNAP
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by TH03 
on 12/1/14 at 6:52 pm to JoeMoTiger
on 12/1/14 at 6:52 pm to JoeMoTigerso does ferguson jump start y'all's economy?
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by thefloydian on 12/1/14 at 6:52 pm to JoeMoTiger
on 12/1/14 at 6:52 pm to JoeMoTigerre: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by HempHead on 12/1/14 at 6:53 pm to JoeMoTiger
on 12/1/14 at 6:53 pm to JoeMoTigerFrederic Bastiat laughs at your broken window fallacy.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by KSGamecock 
on 12/1/14 at 6:53 pm to JoeMoTiger
on 12/1/14 at 6:53 pm to JoeMoTigerTrying way too hard.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by Henry Jones Jr on 12/1/14 at 6:53 pm to JoeMoTiger
Read it wrong. Irony.
This post was edited on 12/1 at 6:56 pm
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by roadhouse on 12/1/14 at 6:53 pm to JoeMoTiger
on 12/1/14 at 6:53 pm to JoeMoTigerDon't forget the local hospitals and morticians when they stab each other for not being upset enough at the loss.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by thefloydian on 12/1/14 at 6:54 pm to Henry Jones Jr
on 12/1/14 at 6:54 pm to Henry Jones Jrre: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by HempHead on 12/1/14 at 6:55 pm to Henry Jones Jr
on 12/1/14 at 6:55 pm to Henry Jones Jrquote:
Henry Jones Jr
Uh...that is the correct usage of boon.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by Henry Jones Jr on 12/1/14 at 6:55 pm to thefloydian
Read it wrong. Irony.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by East Coast Band 
on 12/1/14 at 6:55 pm to JoeMoTiger
on 12/1/14 at 6:55 pm to JoeMoTigerquote:
JoeMoTiger
I'd rather NoMoTiger.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by thefloydian on 12/1/14 at 6:56 pm to Henry Jones Jr
on 12/1/14 at 6:56 pm to Henry Jones JrNot irony.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by roadhouse on 12/1/14 at 6:59 pm to Henry Jones Jr
on 12/1/14 at 6:59 pm to Henry Jones Jrnoun, plural ironies.
1.
the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning:
the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2.
Literature.
a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
(especially in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., especially as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
3.
Socratic irony.
4.
dramatic irony.
5.
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
6.
the incongruity of this.
7.
an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing.
I think #5 is what you were angling at. Nobody "expected" you to be correct, therefore, not irony.
1.
the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning:
the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2.
Literature.
a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
(especially in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., especially as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
3.
Socratic irony.
4.
dramatic irony.
5.
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
6.
the incongruity of this.
7.
an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing.
I think #5 is what you were angling at. Nobody "expected" you to be correct, therefore, not irony.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by WiscyTiger 
on 12/1/14 at 7:16 pm to roadhouse
on 12/1/14 at 7:16 pm to roadhousequote:
local hospitals and morticians when they stab each other for not being upset enough at the loss.
(7) Landscapers to un-poison trees.
(8) Prosecutors to charge T-baggers/ghey sexual assault/wife beaters.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by ReauxlTide222 on 12/1/14 at 7:19 pm to HempHead
on 12/1/14 at 7:19 pm to HempHeadquote:
Uh...that is the correct usage of boon.
Great. Not strongsafety will be all up in here
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by BamainbigD on 12/1/14 at 7:24 pm to JoeMoTiger
on 12/1/14 at 7:24 pm to JoeMoTigerI know a number of Missouri alumni, classy individuals all. You fail to make the cut.
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