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Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama land
Posted by JoeMoTiger


Yeah I know, you're Bama, you win NC's and nothing else matters but you may want to think about the economic growth that would come from a MIZZOU victory and how important it would be to the Gumpville economy.
Let's go through this scenario with just a few examples of why my previous statement has merit.
(1) Carpet cleaners totally inundated for weeks cleaning carpets and furniture from the Gumps watching the big screen and losing their bowels after the Bama loss.
(2) Retail sales of TV's, home theater equipment, chairs, miscellaneous household goods destroyed in fits of rage and disbelief.
(3) General contractors repairing drywall damage, plumbing fixtures, doors, windows, etc.
(4) Auto body repair from drunken gumps loose on the road smashing into shite left and right.
(5) Liquor/beer sales hitting record levels across the state in an attempt to drown the pain.
Look this is just what the Bama economy needs and MIZZOU is more than happy to help our SEC brethren jump start the economy in your poverty stricken state.

Let's go through this scenario with just a few examples of why my previous statement has merit.
(1) Carpet cleaners totally inundated for weeks cleaning carpets and furniture from the Gumps watching the big screen and losing their bowels after the Bama loss.
(2) Retail sales of TV's, home theater equipment, chairs, miscellaneous household goods destroyed in fits of rage and disbelief.
(3) General contractors repairing drywall damage, plumbing fixtures, doors, windows, etc.
(4) Auto body repair from drunken gumps loose on the road smashing into shite left and right.
(5) Liquor/beer sales hitting record levels across the state in an attempt to drown the pain.
Look this is just what the Bama economy needs and MIZZOU is more than happy to help our SEC brethren jump start the economy in your poverty stricken state.

re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by Tuscaloosa
on 12/1/14 at 6:51 pm to JoeMoTiger

Ferguson
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by NBamaAlum
on 12/1/14 at 6:52 pm to Tuscaloosa

OH SNAP
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by TH03
on 12/1/14 at 6:52 pm to JoeMoTiger

so does ferguson jump start y'all's economy?
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by thefloydian
on 12/1/14 at 6:52 pm to JoeMoTiger

re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by HempHead
on 12/1/14 at 6:53 pm to JoeMoTiger

Frederic Bastiat laughs at your broken window fallacy.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by KSGamecock
on 12/1/14 at 6:53 pm to JoeMoTiger

Trying way too hard.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by Henry Jones Jr
on 12/1/14 at 6:53 pm to JoeMoTiger

Read it wrong. Irony.
This post was edited on 12/1 at 6:56 pm
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by roadhouse
on 12/1/14 at 6:53 pm to JoeMoTiger

Don't forget the local hospitals and morticians when they stab each other for not being upset enough at the loss.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by thefloydian
on 12/1/14 at 6:54 pm to Henry Jones Jr

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re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by HempHead
on 12/1/14 at 6:55 pm to Henry Jones Jr

quote:
Henry Jones Jr
Uh...that is the correct usage of boon.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by Henry Jones Jr
on 12/1/14 at 6:55 pm to thefloydian

Read it wrong. Irony.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by East Coast Band
on 12/1/14 at 6:55 pm to JoeMoTiger

quote:
JoeMoTiger
I'd rather NoMoTiger.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by thefloydian
on 12/1/14 at 6:56 pm to Henry Jones Jr

Not irony.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by roadhouse
on 12/1/14 at 6:59 pm to Henry Jones Jr

noun, plural ironies.
1.
the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning:
the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2.
Literature.
a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
(especially in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., especially as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
3.
Socratic irony.
4.
dramatic irony.
5.
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
6.
the incongruity of this.
7.
an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing.
I think #5 is what you were angling at. Nobody "expected" you to be correct, therefore, not irony.
1.
the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning:
the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2.
Literature.
a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
(especially in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., especially as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
3.
Socratic irony.
4.
dramatic irony.
5.
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
6.
the incongruity of this.
7.
an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing.
I think #5 is what you were angling at. Nobody "expected" you to be correct, therefore, not irony.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by WiscyTiger
on 12/1/14 at 7:16 pm to roadhouse

quote:
local hospitals and morticians when they stab each other for not being upset enough at the loss.
(7) Landscapers to un-poison trees.
(8) Prosecutors to charge T-baggers/ghey sexual assault/wife beaters.
re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by ReauxlTide222
on 12/1/14 at 7:19 pm to HempHead

quote:
Uh...that is the correct usage of boon.
Great. Not strongsafety will be all up in here

re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama landPosted by BamainbigD
on 12/1/14 at 7:24 pm to JoeMoTiger

I know a number of Missouri alumni, classy individuals all. You fail to make the cut.
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