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Last team to beat Ed Orgeron’s LSU Tigers needed:

Posted on 6/23/20 at 8:50 am
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 8:50 am
A) Referee help to send game into OT
Pundits said the game ended in regulation with an LSU victory Stating “now we move on into overtime”

B) 7 overtimes to beat LSU — Rules now changed due to that marathon game

C) Referee help again to end it — Pundits said game ended after a controversial call

In rematch, LSU destroyed this team 50-7 holding their QB to 93 yards passing on 10 completions after six sacks.

THE STREAK
Ed Orgeron’s Tigers hold the nation’s longest winning streak and are being overlooked and shown zero respect in preseason publications yet again (same as 2019) while these rags lather the irrelevant and underachievers.

WELCOME TO THE TIGER PETTING ZOO TO MEET THE MOST DANGEROUS

LSU’s preseason pundit slighted QB is in his 4th season and was voted last year’s most improved player at LSU and has mastered the playbook beyond satisfaction of his OC & PGC who said we’re reloading not rebuilding.

Ponder this NFL Record at 14:1:
NFL QB Holding TD/Int ratio Record is Tom Brady who threw 28 TDs vs 2 Ints for a 14:1 ratio (Jan 1, 2017)

Just weeks earlier, a MS HS QB shattered all Favre Family Records with 48 TDs vs 3 Ints (16:1 ratio) a record that smashed existing marks and has not yet been approached

This same HS QB sat patiently behind (nearly beating out both per coaches) two NFL QBs in Danny Etling (in 2017) and Joe Burrow (in 2018 and 2019) watching Joe Burrow set the NCAA Mark with 60 TDs & 6 Ints (10:1 ratio)

This QB has 600 yards offense and should easily break 10 LSU Records in the next two years. This QB stepped into a Playoff game after Joe Burrow was pulled executing a PERFECT 75 yd TD drive throwing 3 Dimes.

In 2020, another senior will win a Heisman. There will be four finalists. This QB will be one of the four.

Meet the next Geauxt — Myles Brennan

Myles Brennan for Heisman
This post was edited on 6/23/20 at 8:54 am
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17844 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 8:52 am to
Your loss before that was a big fricking goose egg.
Posted by ALTiger
Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
3031 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 8:53 am to
melt
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37549 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 8:58 am to
LSU won the national championship last season.. 15-0, and you’re posting about this?
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
12707 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 8:59 am to
nice manifesto.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24445 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:04 am to
You went to bed live posting about Alabama losing to Clemson last year.

You woke up with this long, drawn out bullshite.

I can't imagine how miserable your life must truly be.
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:07 am to
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Your loss before that was a big fricking goose egg.


Yeah — The Old Offense was beaten!

How did you like the new one Sweetie!

We’re 15-0 with a new Saints Hybrid Thunder Offense with 60% passing. I prefer to call it the SPREAD n SHRED. We’ll let you name it — lol

Think you Gumps can beat a Top 10 team in 2020 after losing 4 straight & being irrelevant since that Tua Hail Mary — We find out in the Irrelevant Bowl on Sept 19

quote:

Posted by ALTiger online on 6/23/20 at 8:53 am to PokeyTiger — melt


You’re telling me “Melt” — LOL

Melt Like a Bama Rantard?


Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:09 am to
quote:

You went to bed live posting about Alabama losing to Clemson last year. You woke up with this long, drawn out bull shite. I can't imagine how miserable your life must truly be.


And yet here you are Gump, wriggling on the hook like a pissed off choupique
Posted by remaster916
Alabama
Member since Oct 2012
12212 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:10 am to
The last team to beat LSU's arse was Bama, 29-0.

LSU hasn't beaten Bama that bad since 2003.

Bama will again beat LSU's arse this year in Bryant-Denny West. It will be Bama's 9th win in the last 10 games against LSU.

Before some LSU fan posts it, 46-41. Congrats on your one win over Bama in almost 10 years. It took your best team ever to beat Bama with a crippled QB and half of Bama's defensive starters out of the game by 5 points.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24445 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:14 am to
quote:

And yet here you are Gump, wriggling on the hook like a pissed off choupique



It takes you several minutes to come up with the wall of text that makes you look insecure and sad.

It takes me a few seconds to tell you that you must be miserable.
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:20 am to
This alter sucks
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:22 am to
quote:

The last team to beat LSU's arse was Bama, 29-0. LSU hasn't beaten Bama that bad since 2003.


Old News — Old Offense! Try again

quote:

Bama will again beat LSU's arse this year in Bryant-Denny West. It will be Bama's 9th win in the last 10 games against LSU.


Will — Will — Will beat LSU

With what? That same lame Mac Jones O that laid an egg vs Auburn and didn’t beat a Top 10 team in 2019 — You’re on crack!

quote:

Before some LSU fan posts it, 46-41. Congrats on your one win over Bama in almost 10 years. It took your best team ever to beat Bama with a crippled QB and half of Bama's defensive starters out of the game by 5 points.


Close game huh!

Bama Rantards Meltdown vs LSU

You’re dismissed now! Don’t go away pissed off just go away lol
Posted by auburn2eugene
Now back in Oneonta Alabama
Member since Jan 2013
1097 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:24 am to
You beat our no offense team last year by 3. 3 whole points in YOUR stadium where we haven't won this century.

I wouldn't talk quite so much shite. You my find yourself in a 2011 Auburn situation this season.
This post was edited on 6/23/20 at 9:25 am
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:25 am to
quote:

It takes you several minutes to come up with the wall of text that makes you look insecure and sad. It takes me a few seconds to tell you that you must be miserable.


Repeating schitt like that f-tard Biden doesn’t make you right — Just makes you look more stupid — If that’s possible — Go Play in the traffic like momma told you Gump
Posted by nastywideouts
Member since Sep 2018
1439 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:28 am to
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In rematch
Ohh you mean the next season with different players and coaches. Got it.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24445 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:30 am to
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Repeating schitt like that f-tard Biden doesn’t make you right — Just makes you look more stupid — If that’s possible



Ah, make it political so you can get those sympathy upvotes, since you do all this schtick so the LSU fans here will like you.

You don't have to try so damn hard for the LSU fans to jerk you off on here. I'm trying to help you since you clearly don't realize what desperate and insecure looks like.
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4337 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:33 am to
quote:

A) Referee help to send game into OT Pundits said the game ended in regulation with an LSU victory Stating “now we move on into overtime”

B) 7 overtimes to beat LSU — Rules now changed due to that marathon game

C) Referee help again to end it — Pundits said game ended after a controversial call



Love this melt. After two years CSA Fighting Tigers are still loosing sleep over this.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93606 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:36 am to
quote:

the LSU fans here will like you

Posted by bayou85
Concordia
Member since Sep 2016
8586 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:39 am to
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This same HS QB sat patiently behind (nearly beating out both per coaches) two NFL QBs in Danny Etling (in 2017)





Technically Etling is an NFL QB. But lets wait til he's at least the 3rd string before starting to pump him up.
Posted by 1badboy
In space
Member since Jul 2014
8103 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 9:41 am to
A&M don't lose sleep over it ! They suck!
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