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Last night was the worst night in Razorback history
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:09 pm
fricking north end zone torn up eye sore, fitting!
Gus fricking Malzahn and his MASSIVE frickING EGO "showing us who's boss" while we - Arkansas! - are coached by a Big Ten glutton who was hired "because he wrote a really sweet letter to Jeff Long about" some fricktard load of tear-jerker somethingthefrickother.
I have pics of my brothers and me as tiny kids at the 1975 Arkansas/Texas game, where dad pointed out Earl Campbell, and while we lost that game, we knew we were an elite program still and had been beaten that day, not by a large margin, by the best. As a tiny kid, I knew that. Broyles then, and Holtz would jump at our job two years later.
Fast forward decades later, and we are coached by the Carb King. Big money Carb King who knows more about his contract than he does about football. And he blames kids during post game pressers.
There's a lot that I skipped in between those decades. The local yokel fricking politics that helped begin our downward spiral being the catalyst.
I blame every big fish in a small pond all across Arkansas. That's the frick who to blame. They caused the slow death with Danny Ford and Houston Nutt. Why? Because they "had access", whatever the frick that means. Danny Ford made them feel good at some fish fry and so, that was the guy for them! Then Nutt, another used car salesman. Make those little legends in their own minds feel good, and they will burn the landscape down demanding you be hired.
Bammers, did you know that most big Arkansas fish will brag to the proverbial city cafe on Monday morning about how they spent the weekend in Gulf Shores or Destin? Or if they've ever been laid over in Boston, they'll find a way to brag on message boards about "having been in the Boston airport when they heard about Bielema being hired." Point being, they had to include themselves in the narrative. Because they are fricktard loser "big fish" with coach's penises in their mouths from fish fries. Until that coach loses and then they start yelling about Arkansas people with real money to fix all the shite that just went wrong.
If I'm not making myself clear, I don't GAF. I'm about to hit "submit" without making myself clear.
Don't care.
frick you Gus and congrats on your Super Bowl last night and frick you if you think you're going to bail on Auburn and get our job. frick. YOU.
frick you big fish in small ponds. I LOVE SMALL PONDS! I WANT ONE! But I don't want the big fish mixed in! Small town bank vice presidents at the table next to me at Sara's Cafe. STFU and let me eat my eggs without hearing about your trip to that big fricking lake in San Marcos. frick you!
Fire Bert! Hire Frost or Campbell or Norvell and let's move out of this stagnation of literal pond poison. I don't blame Jeff Long unless he does not fire Bert. Jeff, fire Bert. Or GTFO and let us move forward.
Gus fricking Malzahn and his MASSIVE frickING EGO "showing us who's boss" while we - Arkansas! - are coached by a Big Ten glutton who was hired "because he wrote a really sweet letter to Jeff Long about" some fricktard load of tear-jerker somethingthefrickother.
I have pics of my brothers and me as tiny kids at the 1975 Arkansas/Texas game, where dad pointed out Earl Campbell, and while we lost that game, we knew we were an elite program still and had been beaten that day, not by a large margin, by the best. As a tiny kid, I knew that. Broyles then, and Holtz would jump at our job two years later.
Fast forward decades later, and we are coached by the Carb King. Big money Carb King who knows more about his contract than he does about football. And he blames kids during post game pressers.
There's a lot that I skipped in between those decades. The local yokel fricking politics that helped begin our downward spiral being the catalyst.
I blame every big fish in a small pond all across Arkansas. That's the frick who to blame. They caused the slow death with Danny Ford and Houston Nutt. Why? Because they "had access", whatever the frick that means. Danny Ford made them feel good at some fish fry and so, that was the guy for them! Then Nutt, another used car salesman. Make those little legends in their own minds feel good, and they will burn the landscape down demanding you be hired.
Bammers, did you know that most big Arkansas fish will brag to the proverbial city cafe on Monday morning about how they spent the weekend in Gulf Shores or Destin? Or if they've ever been laid over in Boston, they'll find a way to brag on message boards about "having been in the Boston airport when they heard about Bielema being hired." Point being, they had to include themselves in the narrative. Because they are fricktard loser "big fish" with coach's penises in their mouths from fish fries. Until that coach loses and then they start yelling about Arkansas people with real money to fix all the shite that just went wrong.
If I'm not making myself clear, I don't GAF. I'm about to hit "submit" without making myself clear.
Don't care.
frick you Gus and congrats on your Super Bowl last night and frick you if you think you're going to bail on Auburn and get our job. frick. YOU.
frick you big fish in small ponds. I LOVE SMALL PONDS! I WANT ONE! But I don't want the big fish mixed in! Small town bank vice presidents at the table next to me at Sara's Cafe. STFU and let me eat my eggs without hearing about your trip to that big fricking lake in San Marcos. frick you!
Fire Bert! Hire Frost or Campbell or Norvell and let's move out of this stagnation of literal pond poison. I don't blame Jeff Long unless he does not fire Bert. Jeff, fire Bert. Or GTFO and let us move forward.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:09 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Now this is a solid melt.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:10 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
We’ve had a great melt every week
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:11 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Agreed, football fricking sucks now
Make VOLS n HOGS great again
Make VOLS n HOGS great again
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:13 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Solid post.
Thank you for this.
Thank you for this.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:14 pm to mountain D values
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Agreed, football fricking sucks now
Make VOLS n HOGS great again
I love you Vol
I feel your pain
We are probably both Scottish and stuff.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:14 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Last night was the worst night in Razorback history
No it wasn't.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:14 pm to MrAUTigers
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forced melt.
frick you, let the man vent.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:18 pm to piggilicious
Take Gus Auburn can then be your super bowl.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:19 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Come on piggy. Quit being so immature.
It's just a game. No reason to be all melty.
I would never do something like that.
Kidding of course. I melted less than 24 hrs ago. Still hate my coach even though he is light years better than yours. We both deserve better.
It's just a game. No reason to be all melty.
I would never do something like that.
Kidding of course. I melted less than 24 hrs ago. Still hate my coach even though he is light years better than yours. We both deserve better.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:20 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
You sure are melty
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:22 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Fun fact: it was actually Arkansas who turned Bama in for the Albert Means fiasco. Tennessee & Phil Fulmer just provided a testimony in exchange for immunity.
frick Arkansas.
frick Arkansas.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:25 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Fun fact: it was actually Arkansas who turned Bama in for the Albert Means fiasco. Tennessee & Phil Fulmer just provided a testimony in exchange for immunity.
frick Arkansas.
frick you back. You're probably from Jasper.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:26 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
That fake injury y'all tried to pull was an epic fail...
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:31 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Last night was the worst night in Razorback history
Just not sure of the Gus hate by Arkansas Fans. You guys had a chance to hire him and you did not.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:35 pm to LCTFAN
Felt scripted...not your best work.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:36 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Excellent melt. Salty & funny, and also spot on. IDK if Frost would take that gig, but Campell or Norvell would be pretty good hires. Norvell would probably take the job and seems like a good fit.
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