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Lane Kiffin: your new SECRant overlord
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:27 pm
Larry Leo loves him some Lane Train.
This post was edited on 10/12/20 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:30 pm to DownSouthJukin
Holy shite thats cringey.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:33 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Lane Kiffin: your new SECRant overlord
I for one welcome our coke head possibly aids infected thickburger eating overlord
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:34 pm to Tuscaloosa
Lane has replaced Paige Spiranac as Larry’s most precious treasure.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:36 pm to DownSouthJukin
Nah. Those all have to do with Saban.
It's that Larry and Chicken have always been triggered/infatuated by all things Saban or Saban-related.
There's always a report on Saban's family, feelings about something, something he wore, something he said, the way he said something, what someone says about him, maybe even how he smells I don't know.....you can get it all here on the Rant as reported and sometimes mis-reported by Larry.
It's that Larry and Chicken have always been triggered/infatuated by all things Saban or Saban-related.
There's always a report on Saban's family, feelings about something, something he wore, something he said, the way he said something, what someone says about him, maybe even how he smells I don't know.....you can get it all here on the Rant as reported and sometimes mis-reported by Larry.
This post was edited on 10/12/20 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:38 pm to thatguy45
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I for one welcome our coke head possibly aids infected thickburger eating overlord
Charlie Sheen with a double chin he is not.
In any event, I’d rather have a sorority girl banging, hair-flip bubba than the lowest Stoop.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:40 pm to secuniversity
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secuniversity
I’m going to break something to you that may be hard to take, so please sit down: not everything in THE world is about Bama and Saban, even if it is in YOUR world.
This post was edited on 10/12/20 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:45 pm to DownSouthJukin
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the lowest Stoop.
Thatd be Mike
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:47 pm to thatguy45
Isn’t that the UK coach? Or is it Matt? Or Dan? I get them all mixed up.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:51 pm to DownSouthJukin
If Ruffalo coulda just kicked like a human being I might be able to say he's lane's daddy.
As its stands i say this: Lane is fatter than Mark and probably has Krispy kreme glaze all over his face right now
As its stands i say this: Lane is fatter than Mark and probably has Krispy kreme glaze all over his face right now
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:55 pm to thatguy45
You sound really angry. Lay off the prednisone!
This post was edited on 10/12/20 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:57 pm to DownSouthJukin
You getting a new truck?
Posted on 10/12/20 at 11:00 pm to TheCheshireHog
Maybe. I need more horsepower to haul TG45’s mom to the 4H shows.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 11:05 pm to DownSouthJukin
Congratulations to Kiffin.
One question, why does he wear a barbers smock on the sideline?
Does he have a part time job cutting hair after games?
I like these old school coaches who don't mind trying to make ends meet.
One question, why does he wear a barbers smock on the sideline?
Does he have a part time job cutting hair after games?
I like these old school coaches who don't mind trying to make ends meet.
Posted on 10/12/20 at 11:26 pm to DownSouthJukin
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4H shows.
Imagine going to a 4H show instead of an FFA banquet. Amateur
Posted on 10/12/20 at 11:31 pm to thatguy45
Do they show prize cows at FFA banquets?
Posted on 10/12/20 at 11:32 pm to DownSouthJukin
Lolo and Danica say, “Hold my beer.”
Posted on 10/12/20 at 11:36 pm to DownSouthJukin
No they give awards to the people with prize cows and feed everyone pork loin, mashed potatoes, corn, and more
Think any basic awards ceremony except the food is actually good
Think any basic awards ceremony except the food is actually good
Posted on 10/13/20 at 12:40 am to DownSouthJukin
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I’m going to break something to you that may be hard to take, so please sit down: not everything in THE world is about Bama and Saban, even if it is in YOUR world.
That's what I'm trying to say!
Please copy and paste your post and e-mail to Larry.
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