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Lane Kiffin: your new SECRant overlord

Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:27 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:27 pm
Larry Leo loves him some Lane Train.



This post was edited on 10/12/20 at 10:29 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:30 pm to
Holy shite thats cringey.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:33 pm to
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Lane Kiffin: your new SECRant overlord

I for one welcome our coke head possibly aids infected thickburger eating overlord
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:34 pm to
Lane has replaced Paige Spiranac as Larry’s most precious treasure.
Posted by secuniversity
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:36 pm to
Nah. Those all have to do with Saban.
It's that Larry and Chicken have always been triggered/infatuated by all things Saban or Saban-related.

There's always a report on Saban's family, feelings about something, something he wore, something he said, the way he said something, what someone says about him, maybe even how he smells I don't know.....you can get it all here on the Rant as reported and sometimes mis-reported by Larry.
This post was edited on 10/12/20 at 10:38 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:38 pm to
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I for one welcome our coke head possibly aids infected thickburger eating overlord


Charlie Sheen with a double chin he is not.

In any event, I’d rather have a sorority girl banging, hair-flip bubba than the lowest Stoop.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:40 pm to
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secuniversity


I’m going to break something to you that may be hard to take, so please sit down: not everything in THE world is about Bama and Saban, even if it is in YOUR world.
This post was edited on 10/12/20 at 10:42 pm
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:45 pm to
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the lowest Stoop.

Thatd be Mike
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:47 pm to
Isn’t that the UK coach? Or is it Matt? Or Dan? I get them all mixed up.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:51 pm to
If Ruffalo coulda just kicked like a human being I might be able to say he's lane's daddy.

As its stands i say this: Lane is fatter than Mark and probably has Krispy kreme glaze all over his face right now
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:55 pm to
You sound really angry. Lay off the prednisone!
This post was edited on 10/12/20 at 10:56 pm
Posted by TheCheshireHog
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:57 pm to
You getting a new truck?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 11:00 pm to
Maybe. I need more horsepower to haul TG45’s mom to the 4H shows.
Posted by agswin
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 11:05 pm to
Congratulations to Kiffin.

One question, why does he wear a barbers smock on the sideline?

Does he have a part time job cutting hair after games?

I like these old school coaches who don't mind trying to make ends meet.

Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 11:26 pm to
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4H shows.

Imagine going to a 4H show instead of an FFA banquet. Amateur
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 11:31 pm to
Do they show prize cows at FFA banquets?
Posted by EKG
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 11:32 pm to
Lolo and Danica say, “Hold my beer.”
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 10/12/20 at 11:36 pm to
No they give awards to the people with prize cows and feed everyone pork loin, mashed potatoes, corn, and more

Think any basic awards ceremony except the food is actually good
Posted by secuniversity
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 12:40 am to
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I’m going to break something to you that may be hard to take, so please sit down: not everything in THE world is about Bama and Saban, even if it is in YOUR world.


That's what I'm trying to say!

Please copy and paste your post and e-mail to Larry.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 12:49 am to
Larry's gay.
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