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Just noticed something about Joe Moorehead

Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:51 pm
Posted by RollTide4Ever
Nashville
Member since Nov 2006
18301 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:51 pm
that SOB has a facial dyssemetry (sp?).
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 8:53 pm
Posted by emanresu
Member since Dec 2009
9353 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:54 pm to
One half looks 59, the other 64.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
10855 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:57 pm to
Looks like he grew up next to a nuclear reactor..


Posted by holdmydak
Member since Feb 2017
378 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:57 pm to
Yet he just turned 44.

He looks like a mad scientist to me.
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:58 pm to
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:03 pm to
He’s doing botox on the installment plan.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20462 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:10 pm to
Holy hell, did they hire sloth?!?!
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:11 pm to
He is a mutant
Posted by Prometheus
Member since May 2012
6194 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:13 pm to
Posted by Dave1999
Member since Apr 2016
289 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:16 pm to
He will blend right in in Starkville.
Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
9751 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:18 pm to
No doubt that’s a result of Bell’s palsy.
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:23 pm to
Certainly not the most attractive person on the planet, but he isn't going to College Station, so we're not overly concerned about that in Starkville.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
10855 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:24 pm to
Looks like a fruit basket of palsies to me.
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:25 pm to
quote:


Certainly not the most attractive person on the planet, but he isn't going to College Station, so we're not overly concerned about that in Starkville.


What's his wife look like, that's the important thing here?
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

What's his wife look like, that's the important thing here?


She's no Jen.
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:27 pm to
looks like someone punched one side of his face until it was a different face.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3356 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:31 pm to
After a quick but scientifically based
study, I find there is indeed a juxtaposition
of the two halves.
Observe if you will this interesting quirk:
While the subject's left
eyebrow and eye are lower than the right,
his left ear appears a quarter-inch or so higher
than his right audio receptacle.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90404 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:33 pm to
Looking at his nose and eye he may have had a severe accident at some point that caused some fractures? Car accident maybe
Posted by Tennjed
Member since Jul 2017
316 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:34 pm to
It's his nose not his eyes. Put your finger over his nose and look at his eyes. His eyes are level

He's nose is jacked
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105362 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:34 pm to
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