Judging by the board the past few days

This will be the longest off-season on record, maybe ever, in the history of man and football.

"WE WAS UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION, PAWWWL"
"...we beated LSU and didn't go 4-8 =D...y all yall leaving aggyland lol"
"Quite right! We actually came within mere 4 points of upending the eventual rightful champion Bulldogs of George-Yah. Laurence read me the match summary in the Columbia Gheyzette this morning!"
"SERRANEAUX LUV BASEBVAWLSSS!!1!"

And much, much more.

I hope all of you have enough snacks and supplies to brave the storm. Some of you may die, some of you may die before you've joined the Conference officially in mysterious circumstances.

Only one thing is for certain, gentlemen.

CJK5H