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Joseph Goodman: Awkward but endearing, Texas A&M wants what it hasn’t earned
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:40 pm
Joseph Goodman: Awkward but endearing, Texas A&M wants what it hasn’t earned
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and now the game against Alabama is finally here and Fisher’s team looks about as awkward as a Fightin’ Aggie Yell Leader on a first date.
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“What are you doing with your leg, Kipp?”
“Ol’ Rock calls it a knee pop.”
“And what’s with the overalls?”
“They’re like PANTS.” [Knee pop.]
“For our RANTS.” [Knee pop.]
“While we PRANCE.” [Knee pop.]
“But we got no CHANCE.” [Shoots hand pistol.]
Don’t get me wrong. It’s a lovely tradition, Midnight Yell Practice. Some people call the Yell Leaders a little too cultish, but I like to think of them as Jimbo’s Jedi knights of the SEC.
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Here’s the difference between Texas A&M and Alabama, and it’s by more than a few degrees. Texas A&M fled the Big 12 for the SEC because the Aggies were sick of being taken advantage of by the rival Texas Longhorns. The University of Texas is bailing on the Big 12 for the SEC to be in the same conference as Alabama.
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The dirt washes away. Insults fade. Yelling is fun for the fans, but doesn’t change a thing. To rival Alabama takes mastering the only tradition that matters in the SEC, winning.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:44 pm to Anand0925
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looks about as awkward
Article author..
Never fails
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:45 pm to Anand0925
Sounds like a trash article.
Surprised he took the time to write it.
Me on the otherhand...
Surprised he took the time to write it.
Me on the otherhand...
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:48 pm to texag7
Dude looks like a douchenozzle.
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This post was edited on 10/5/22 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:50 pm to AggieArchitect04
Both Aggies in this thread have commented on the guy's looks.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:50 pm to AggieArchitect04
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Dude is a huge douchenozzle
FIFY
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:52 pm to SidewalkTiger
You have been obsessed with the yell leaders and their apparel.
When does your project runway show premiere, homo?
When does your project runway show premiere, homo?
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:54 pm to AggieArchitect04
He writes for al.com here in Bham Ala. Its a worthless liberal page with lousy supposed journalists trying to report news.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:54 pm to AggieArchitect04
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When does your project runway show premiere, homo?
You're getting excited aren't you?
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:55 pm to SidewalkTiger
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You're getting excited aren't you?
Excited you finally found your calling? Sure, I'll toast to that.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:42 pm to AggieArchitect04
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homo
Why are Aggies quick to bring up sexual orientation all the time? Notice no one above you said anything about sexual orientation? Creeper gloryholer!
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:47 pm to Anand0925
It’s really a minstrel show at this point, or more to the Aggies style, a menstrual show
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:48 pm to Anand0925
Goodman is a dumb cocksucker
Posted on 10/5/22 at 2:12 pm to Anand0925
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and now the game against Alabama is finally here and Fisher’s team looks about as awkward as a Fightin’ Aggie Yell Leader on a first date.
This is a complete lie. It is the sheep that is nervous.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 2:19 pm to idlewatcher
Ha! You guys are the biggest hypocrites. Sit the frick down.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 2:20 pm to Anand0925
Who is this douchy twat and why should we care what he has to say?
Posted on 10/5/22 at 2:59 pm to AggieArchitect04
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When does your project runway show premiere, homo?
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AggieArchitect04
Whoever pegged this guy as a former yell leader is spot on, imo. I can almost see the leg kick when he comments with what he thinks is a witty retort.
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