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Jorts will soon be back in style.

Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:28 pm
Posted by oligarchgator
Davos with the other Oligarchs
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:28 pm
I just got back from Vacation in Europe. I am happy to report that Jorts are back in style across the pond especially in London and Paris. A Levi’s t-shirt with jorts was the fashionable summer look of choice for Europeans.

Based on this, it’s only a matter of time until the Jorts become the trend in the US. Then, the joke will be on all of you who made fun the UF Jorts stereotype. The joke will be mostly be on khaki wearing UGA fans.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17714 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

I just got back from Vacation in Europe. I am happy to report that Jorts are back in style across the pond especially in London and Paris


Sorry, GrandMa and GrandPa Cane have been in Europe for the last 3 weeks. You prolly saw my old man rolling around with his Bulldog shirts and cargo shorts and black walking shoes
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

I just got back from Vacation in Europe


quote:

back in style across the pond


Taking selfies of your travel group and stating that jorts are back in style is a little slanted reporting, no?

If the sample size is larger, please include pictures of actual Europeans wearing jorts, rather than slovenly dressed tourists.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16962 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:38 pm to
But will they be regular jorts or skinny jorts?
Posted by oligarchgator
Davos with the other Oligarchs
Member since Nov 2016
176 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

But were they regular jorts or skinny jorts?


Skinny jorts obviously but jorts are jorts
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:40 pm to
OP like, "these are my people"

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49053 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:42 pm to
Why would that girl put a tattoo of Tebow on her arm? SMH
Posted by TigerFan4040
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63784 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:48 pm to
I also just got back from Europe and can report that you are full of shite.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:51 pm to
those are hipster jorts.

They won't fly down south.

FWIW theyve been up here for like 2 years now
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 12:52 pm
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4432 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:53 pm to
Did the ever go out of style? Is the perfect accessory for my Kentucky water fall.
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1569 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 2:28 pm to
BACK in style? Guess I missed when they were actually in style to begin with. What about cargo shorts? Are they coming BACK too?
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 2:30 pm to
Steve Austin wears jorts.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58028 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 2:30 pm to
I'd laugh and say not a chance but high waisted shorts and pants came back too.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 2:32 pm
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95857 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 2:31 pm to
That’s the second time I’ve seen you use Steve Austin to justify jorts

It’s a bold strategy
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139685 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 2:33 pm to
Back in style?
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20449 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

I am happy to report that Jorts are back in style across the pond


If this is true, I'm just glad they gave up wearing those stupid capri pants.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 2:35 pm to
WHY ARE A BUNCH OF GROWN MEN DISCUSSING FASHION.






sorry I hadn't seen one of these posts yet.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58028 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 2:36 pm to
I never understood the appeal of Steve Austin. I could never get past him pretending to be a badass squeezing out and pouring beers all over himself. It reminded me of every roid rage induced douche from high school at the field party who would brag about how many asses he kicked and how many women he slept with (hint: it was never close to the number they claimed). That dude w/o fail was the one who would get his jacked up pickup stuck in the mud and would act like a bossy a-hole to whoever was nice enough to tow him out.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 2:38 pm
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 2:42 pm to
Even when he came out on the zamboni?
At his peak, Austin probably made more money than anyone else in the history of wrestling (including 80s Hogan).
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