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It's felony aggravated assault!
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:24 pm
I'm reporting everyone on this board, most of you anyway, to the Internet Regulatory Board of Infractions and Degradations.
Many times, after I leave this board, my butt hurts from all the vitriol and anger directed towards me from all sides.
Since I'm not that smart and many of you make me feel like I am a dummy, with no brain, that is a form of felony aggravated assault.
Often, I cry. If I am insulted too harshly and feel like a moron, I report users here to the Internet Regulatory Board of Infractions.
They will contact your employment and have you fired for being mean to other human beings. Not only that, you will be banned from the whole Internet forever.
Don't felony me or aggravate me or assault me or you will regret it for the rest of your life.
I'm serious. Being smarter than others and insulting them about it is felony aggravated assault.
Many times, after I leave this board, my butt hurts from all the vitriol and anger directed towards me from all sides.
Since I'm not that smart and many of you make me feel like I am a dummy, with no brain, that is a form of felony aggravated assault.
Often, I cry. If I am insulted too harshly and feel like a moron, I report users here to the Internet Regulatory Board of Infractions.
They will contact your employment and have you fired for being mean to other human beings. Not only that, you will be banned from the whole Internet forever.
Don't felony me or aggravate me or assault me or you will regret it for the rest of your life.
I'm serious. Being smarter than others and insulting them about it is felony aggravated assault.
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:25 pm to CtrlAltDel
...melt?
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:26 pm to CtrlAltDel
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:26 pm to CtrlAltDel
My dad is Donald Trump and I'm having everyone who has posted something mean about LSU arrested and thrown in jail for life
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:27 pm to CtrlAltDel
Poor thing. Take some midol.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:27 pm to CtrlAltDel
Great there goes my career.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:28 pm to CtrlAltDel
I feel as though I'm missing something...
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:28 pm to ringoflex
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My dad is Donald Trump and I'm having everyone who has posted something mean about LSU arrested and thrown in jail for life
Things just got real.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:29 pm to CtrlAltDel
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Many times, after I leave this board, my butt hurts from all the vitriol and anger directed towards me from all sides.
Rumor has it that this board isn't the reason your butt hurts.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:29 pm to ringoflex
OK Barron
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:32 pm to Carolina_Girl
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Hang in there, Carolina Girl. Hopefully a poster that is personally threatening you and stalking you with intent to harm will not be allowed to post here much longer.
Bullshitting with everyone here is one thing, but going real life is another and much more concerning action.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:40 pm to CtrlAltDel
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:42 pm to Carolina_Girl
Looks like Clemson81 and his threads are gone.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:42 pm to CtrlAltDel
Have an upvote. Well said!
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:42 pm to Carolina_Girl
Damn it they locked the other thread.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:43 pm to Clemson81
Keep this going from the other thread to this. Won’t be much longer. P L E A S E
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:43 pm to Clemson81
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Two new threads whining about me. You SEC Rant people are snowflakes!
There’s a difference between “whining” about someone and making fun of them. Surely a man of your vast intellect could tell the difference.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:44 pm to CtrlAltDel
Nice spin off!
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:44 pm to Clemson81
Says the guy threatening a posters job over smack talk.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 6:44 pm to Clemson81
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Two new threads whining about me.
Dude, LewDawg just wiped out 4/5th of your post history in one fell swoop.
I have a hunch you'll be banned in 3, 2, 1...
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