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Is this staff the answer to the $32M+ buyout?
Posted on 11/12/18 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 11/12/18 at 4:27 pm
HC: Bobby Petrino
OC: Art Briles
Passing Game/Recruiting Coordinator: Hugh Freeze
Wide Receivers Coach/Student Affairs coordinator/Social Media Director: Zach Smith
RB: Ray Rice
DC: Greg Schiano
LB/Life After Football Program coordinator: DJ Durkin
Team Physician: Larry Nassar
I'm only half joking... Almost all of these guys could probably be picked up for pennies on the dollar...
Anyone I'm leaving out of this potential rock star staff that could help complete the vision?
Edit: Slowly updating complete staff list based on suggestions... keep them coming *but* try to keep it limited mostly to guys on the trash heap that are not currently in jail. We all think it would funny for them to hire Sandusky, but that's not gonna help them with their massive buyout... unless they facetime him in for practices?
OC: Art Briles
Passing Game/Recruiting Coordinator: Hugh Freeze
Wide Receivers Coach/Student Affairs coordinator/Social Media Director: Zach Smith
RB: Ray Rice
DC: Greg Schiano
LB/Life After Football Program coordinator: DJ Durkin
Team Physician: Larry Nassar
I'm only half joking... Almost all of these guys could probably be picked up for pennies on the dollar...
Anyone I'm leaving out of this potential rock star staff that could help complete the vision?
Edit: Slowly updating complete staff list based on suggestions... keep them coming *but* try to keep it limited mostly to guys on the trash heap that are not currently in jail. We all think it would funny for them to hire Sandusky, but that's not gonna help them with their massive buyout... unless they facetime him in for practices?
This post was edited on 11/13/18 at 8:26 am
Posted on 11/12/18 at 4:28 pm to fibonaccisquared
Come on, now. Auburn is an institution with values that they cherish, unlike the other members of this conference. There’s no way they’d employ a single one of those people.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 4:28 pm to fibonaccisquared
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Defensive Staff/Student Affairs coordinator: Zach Smith
I just want him to run the twitter, he doesn't have to do anything else.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 4:28 pm to fibonaccisquared
Lane Kiffin would be a good choice too . Coach O as DL coach .
Posted on 11/12/18 at 4:29 pm to rockiee
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I just want him to run the twitter, he doesn't have to do anything else.
Noted...
Posted on 11/12/18 at 4:36 pm to fibonaccisquared
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Social Media Director: Zach Smith
Posted on 11/12/18 at 4:43 pm to fibonaccisquared
Running backs coach Orenthal James Simpson.
He would like to be paid entirely in pension funds, however.
He would like to be paid entirely in pension funds, however.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 4:48 pm to fibonaccisquared
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Anyone I’m leaving out
Butch!!!!
He could help with trash cans and life championships.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 4:52 pm to LSUinMA
Kevin Sumlin; Nutrition and Athlete Entertainment
Posted on 11/12/18 at 4:53 pm to fibonaccisquared
DJ Durkin could be the LB coach.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 5:00 pm to fibonaccisquared
Jim Tressel, QB’s coach, Team tattoo facilitator.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 5:07 pm to fibonaccisquared
They actually think Freeze will save them.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 5:11 pm to JackTraven
Dr. Larry Nassar, Team Physician
Posted on 11/12/18 at 5:12 pm to fibonaccisquared
How good does CHIZ look about now?
Posted on 11/12/18 at 5:17 pm to DaveyDownerDawg
Former Illinois coach Tim Beckman - Strength and Conditioning
Posted on 11/12/18 at 5:21 pm to fibonaccisquared
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HC: Bobby Petrino
OC: Art Briles
Passing Game/Recruiting Coordinator: Hugh Freeze
DC: Greg Schiano
Defensive Staff/Student Affairs coordinator/Social Media Director: Zach Smith
Well, hell, why stop there? Let's dig up a few from the past.
Ted Kennedy can drive the team bus.
Mama Cass can be the team dietician.
Roman Polanski can be in charge of the hostess girls on Big Cat Weekend.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 5:21 pm to DaveyDownerDawg
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Dr. Larry Nassar, Team Physician
Posted on 11/12/18 at 5:27 pm to KingOrange
Mike Dubose, D-line Coach, recruiting coordinator
Posted on 11/12/18 at 5:38 pm to fibonaccisquared
Goddamn. That crew & Auburn would give new meaning to Thuggin’ it & Lovin’ it.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 5:40 pm to tjv305
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Lane Kiffin would be a good choice too . Coach O as DL coach .
Gotta be trash heap pickups for the most part I think to qualify. If LSU had sucked more this year, O would qualify, but Lane has largely revamped his career... he's probably a top option for a few schools this off season.
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