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Is Nick Saban human?

Posted on 12/13/18 at 12:49 am
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
7728 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 12:49 am
Is he an extraterrestrial or a robot programmed by the United States government to destroy college football and then the world?
Posted by tigerbait2010
PNW
Member since May 2006
29115 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 12:52 am to
He’s just a rich miserable midget who hates fans of teams he’s not coaching experiencing any joy
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
7728 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 12:55 am to
To be fair, I don’t think he cares much about his own fan base either, considering most of them are still on food stamps in their double wides.
Posted by Torrence Hatch
Member since Nov 2018
664 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 12:57 am to
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
7728 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 1:12 am to
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 1:20 am to
It’s interesting to me that fans of a team from Alabama say this about other fans of a team from Alabama


Also double wides is our thing
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 1:21 am to
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Also double wides is our thing


Yea! You tell 'em! Blythewood in this bitch.
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
7728 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 1:27 am to
Nah because while Auburn is out producing the best scientists and innovators in the world (Tim Cook is one example), Alabama is known for the bandwagon fans and literally killing people and poisoning trees over a game
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:42 am to
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He's a rich miserable midget who hates the great majority of fans (and to be honest, most everyone else too).


FTFY
Posted by Rescue22
South Carolina
Member since Jul 2015
4118 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 3:05 am to
No.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 3:08 am to
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considering most of them are still on food stamps in their double wides.



You think the average Gump can afford a double wide?
Posted by KennesawTiger
In your head
Member since Dec 2006
6870 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 3:53 am to
I believe "gnome" is the proper nomenclature.
Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 3:54 am to
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(Tim Cook is one example)


And the only example
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118893 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:34 am to
I would expect nothing less from an Auburn fan base
Posted by BurgTiger
Member since Feb 2014
2763 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:39 am to
He’s a paranoid sociopath
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4339 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:57 am to
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He’s just a rich miserable midget


He voted for the Slider for the Heisman?
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 7:03 am to
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tigerbait2010
quote:

He’s just a rich miserable midget



Sounds like a little self reflection would do you some good.
Rejection and jealousy can be overcome.
This post was edited on 12/13/18 at 7:14 am
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
6840 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 7:09 am to
His speech about Jalen Hurts after the championship game reminded me of Data struggling with his emotion chip in Star Trek TNG! Soooooo maybe he is an android.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
15346 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 7:09 am to
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It’s interesting to me that fans of a team from Alabama say this about other fans of a team from Alabama Also double wides is our thing
Even more so when you consider how many mobile homes are near the barner’s Stadium.
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
11656 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 7:09 am to
Tim Cook and the FudgePackers...appearing nightly at the Ramada Inn lounge in Auburn
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