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Is anyone else tired of hearing UF fans bitch about their coach?

Posted on 10/3/17 at 6:56 pm
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 6:56 pm
I mean, the guy wins division titles. The guy brought back the program from the brink that Will took it to. The guy is better than most coaches in their history.

But all they do is bitch bitch bitch because he isn’t Urban Meyer or Nick Saban. News flash frickers- most coaches aren’t! You are better off than 90% of the SEC right now!

I mean sure he fricks sharks, but Jesus we would would let our coach stock the fricking pools with sharks to frick for a few division titles.

UF fans just need to shut up and appreciate what they have.
Posted by IAmReality
Member since Oct 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 6:57 pm to
Running off moderately successful coaches to hire really shitty replacements is the hot new SEC trend though.
Posted by Hussss
Living the Dream
Member since Oct 2016
6740 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 6:57 pm to
His breath CAN'T smell THAT bad.

Can it?
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
33909 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 6:59 pm to
McElwain is a significantly worse coach than Les Miles in every way yet LSU fans are talking smack about Gators fans not being appreciative of their coach. You've got to be kidding me.
Posted by cyde
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Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:00 pm to
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I mean sure [McElwain] fricks sharks, but Jesus we would would let our coach stock the fricking pools with sharks to frick for a few division titles.

Quotable quote!
Posted by Daddyof4
Country Club, MO
Member since Sep 2014
1126 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:02 pm to
Yes
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:07 pm to
Holy shite I take a little break one fricking offseason out of five since we came to the SEC and everyone forgets I am an Aggie.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
72911 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:08 pm to
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Holy shite I take a little break one fricking offseason out of five since we came to the SEC and everyone forgets I am an Aggie.





Posted by cyde
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:09 pm to
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Holy shite I take a little break one fricking offseason out of five since we came to the SEC and everyone forgets I am an Aggie.
It's because you have a Saints logo... and everyone knows only LSU fans would pull for the Saints...

I guess?
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:12 pm to
Some are to much on it. He has had issues. If Grier didn't get popped he had a title worthy team in year one. Grier would have made Florida elite again. Mac handled it poorly and Grier was spoiled. Add in Del Rio went unbeaten last year till injured. So not keeping a starter hurts..see FSU. So Im willing to hold off.

He is great in close games. 9-1 speaks for itself
Only one East loss
Improving recruiting finally, and needs to fire Nord and Nuss.
Posted by cyde
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Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:15 pm to
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He has had issues.
I'd personally like to see a year or so go by where he isn't absolutely plagued with injuries before passing judgement.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:18 pm to
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It's because you have a Saints logo... and everyone knows only LSU fans would pull for the Saints... I guess?


I mean I get that if I am a new poster but frick I have over 26K posts. We don’t have a ton of new posters on this forum over the years, so over time we end up exchanging more words than we do with people we actually like in our lives. I have had the same logo (I fricking love the Saints!) since day one I am not sneaking up on anyone.

I guess I just need to photoshop a new fricking avatar but I don’t feel inspired this year. And if the pimp cane couldn’t inspire it feels like nothing will.

If only I was a UF fan I would have an amazing avatar of something to do with fricking sharks.
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:24 pm to
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but frick I have over 26K posts

Which is more than me, and I've been here over twice as long!
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:24 pm to
Most of the "Gator fans" wouldnt know a football if it was stuck in their anus.

Its fire this and fire that bullshite. Mac inherited one of the worse OLs in college football FBS in his first year, hell, we had a transfer from Fordham start at RT for Gods sake. True, he did inherit a great defense.

BTW Grier was busted by the NCAA and then he and his dad wanted promises he would be the QB starter....screw that. Mac did absolutely the right thing. Wanna be a starter? Then don't get busted for PEDs.

Mac has been recruiting the offense very well and we now have playmakers. Wanna be on the team? Don't use school issued credit cards...screw em.
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:24 pm to
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His breath CAN'T smell THAT bad.

Can it?


I don't know, I imagine you can get pretty nasty breath after eating shark arse
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:25 pm to
About as bad after eating shite at Waffle House
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:27 pm to
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Some are to much on it. He has had issues.


Well yeah, most coaches do. Even some of the great ones had flaws or early mistakes.

Programs used to hang to a pretty good coach (which is what he is) because they won more than they lost and they knew if that coach stuck around ten years then once or twice he would get lucky and win a title or something big like that.

The whole Nick Saban dominate thing is rare. Stephen Spurrier didn’t dominate. Urban kinda did but then he burned out. A coach without some issues is rare.

But the grass isn’t always greener, I think a huge chunk of the SEC is proof of that right now. UF has a pretty sure thing and I don’t see why your fanbase doesn’t buy in more. Like who the frick burned y’all so bad that you can’t at least like if not love the shark fricker?
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:40 pm to
I imagine it just smells like a toasted tuna sandwich from Subway.
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:16 pm to
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I imagine it just smells like a toasted tuna sandwich from Subway.



Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9711 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:30 pm to
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cardboardboxer


Wait you aren't an LSU fan? News to me lol.
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