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Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:02 pm
I have a double agent working inside the arky athletic department.
I was briefed on their current war strategy.
The plan:
Pump up being Left Turn Champions of the NCAA by starting multiple threads a day about winning a blue ribbon in track n field (which is like being american football champions of Kenya).
Do this to distract outsiders from the ugly truth about the collapsing basketball programs NIT bid, the failed savior Mike Anderson, the total and complete collapse of the football program, and the disappointing start to a once promising baseball season.
I was briefed on their current war strategy.
The plan:
Pump up being Left Turn Champions of the NCAA by starting multiple threads a day about winning a blue ribbon in track n field (which is like being american football champions of Kenya).
Do this to distract outsiders from the ugly truth about the collapsing basketball programs NIT bid, the failed savior Mike Anderson, the total and complete collapse of the football program, and the disappointing start to a once promising baseball season.
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Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:04 pm to mograyback
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:04 pm to Latarian
no but seriously how are your football and baseball teams doing?
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:05 pm to mograyback
Horrible
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:05 pm to Marty McFrat
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0/10
Always a compliment from the intended target.
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:06 pm to mograyback
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and the disappointing start to a once promising baseball season.
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mograyback
Does Mizzou actually field a team this year?
Hell, an inch of snow hits the ground, you ditch the series because you suck so bad.
This post was edited on 3/10/13 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:08 pm to mograyback
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:09 pm to WildcatMike
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Does Mizzou actually field a team this year?
Hell, an inch of snow hits the ground, you ditch the series because you suck so bad.
Big12 championship hangover to start the season.
And the canceled series was in Chicago vs Northwestern, but solid chirp.
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:11 pm to mograyback
Lulz. You mean the series at your crib?
This post was edited on 3/10/13 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:13 pm to WildcatMike
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Lulz.
This post was edited on 3/10/13 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:16 pm to mograyback
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Make an incorrect statement, get corrected, then 'lolz'. Well played.
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And the canceled series was in Chicago vs Northwestern, but solid chirp.
Slap nuts, actually know when and where your team plays...if we are getting it "corrected"...Dumb Yankee
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This post was edited on 3/10/13 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:17 pm to mograyback
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:18 pm to WildcatMike
Boom
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:20 pm to mograyback
Will Mizzou start distracting by winning National Championships, or just continue to flame superior programs?
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:22 pm to WildcatMike
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ctually know when and where your team plays.
You chirped us that we had to cancel a baseball game bc of weather.. I can't imagine a worse thing that could happen to our program.
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Dumb Yankee
You can see Ohio out your window.
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:28 pm to mograyback
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And the canceled series was in Chicago vs Northwestern, but solid chirp.
You are one dumb motherfricker. It was in Columbia frickface
Source: Your own athletics website
DIAF
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:35 pm to Porker Face
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You are one dumb motherfricker. It was in Columbia frickface
Considering this was brought to attention about halfway up the page.. I'd say we are sharing in the dumb department.
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frickface
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motherfricker
You mad bro?
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:40 pm to LSUNV
you've been money with the gifs this weekend.
Posted on 3/10/13 at 3:42 pm to mograyback
Not mad, just think people who get facts wrong deserve to be insulted
For example: you
For example: you
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