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In Your Time of Need, Shall you Turn to The Good Book ? Let us consider Ezekiel 16-44.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:42 am
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:42 am
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“‘Behold, every one that useth proverbs shall use this proverb against thee, saying, “As is the mother, so is her daughter.”
I think we can all agree that a little biblical reflection is in order here. Ezekiel 16-44 :
EZEKIEL:
16
44
TRANSLATED INTO SIMPLE GUMP IT MEANS :
AMEN.
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Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:44 am to Lsupimp
imagine sucking ACC peen because your team actually scored zero (0) points
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Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:44 am to Lsupimp
That is a lot of damn effort 
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:44 am to Lsupimp
You're close
Ezekiel 20:29
Ezekiel 20:29
quote:
Then I said to them: What is this high place you go to?'" It is called Bama to this day.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:45 am to texag7
Not sure you want to talk phallic imagery there Daniel.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:45 am to Lsupimp
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:47 am to genro
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Bamah = "high place"
a place in Palestine (of places of idolatrous worship)
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:48 am to Lsupimp
Not bad, 7.6/10
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:48 am to texag7
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texag7
What? We can't hear you with Bama's dick still in your mouth.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:48 am to texag7
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imagine sucking ACC peen because your team actually scored zero (0) points
Imagine jumping off the longhorns cock just to land on the gumps.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:49 am to LSU Patrick
I can’t hear you with Oklahoma and Clemson simultaneously pounding your mouth
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:49 am to texag7
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I can’t hear you with Oklahoma and Clemson simultaneously pounding your mouth
Why can't you hear? Too busy jerking it to that thought, faggie?
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:54 am to texag7
Lol, you’re the first response!!!
Of course you are. You’re the main milk man Daniel!
I have to ask, how are you going to manage this off-season? Bama lost, so your “milking” duties will be in higher demand than usual. And the Kings of Texas (Longhorns) will be calling for you to milk bevo as well. How are you going to manage your time?
Of course you are. You’re the main milk man Daniel!
I have to ask, how are you going to manage this off-season? Bama lost, so your “milking” duties will be in higher demand than usual. And the Kings of Texas (Longhorns) will be calling for you to milk bevo as well. How are you going to manage your time?
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:57 am to Wolfhound45
Oh no, phallic imagery is how Daniel sees the world.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 10:58 am to Lsupimp
Very well done.
I like Ezekiel 36-17:
“Son of man, when the people of Israel were living in their own land, they defiled it by their conduct and their actions. Their conduct was like a woman’s monthly uncleanness in my sight. So I poured out my wrath on them because they had shed blood in the land and because they had defiled it with their idols."
Pretty much describes Jacksonville
I like Ezekiel 36-17:
“Son of man, when the people of Israel were living in their own land, they defiled it by their conduct and their actions. Their conduct was like a woman’s monthly uncleanness in my sight. So I poured out my wrath on them because they had shed blood in the land and because they had defiled it with their idols."
Pretty much describes Jacksonville
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:00 am to texag7
quote:Leaves abusive conference/team relationship. Immediately enters into another abusvie conference/team relationship.
texag7
Do you see a pattern here Daniel?
Posted on 1/9/19 at 11:03 am to texag7
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I can’t hear you with Oklahoma and Clemson simultaneously pounding your mouth
You should know all about that one knowing a&ms history with OU and currently Clemson.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:09 pm to OKTGR580
I like to think of myself as kind of the unofficial SEC Rant spiritual advisor. I’m here to help those in need, including our poor Gump brothers who have had their souls crushed and are in the midst of an existential crisis after realizing their entire season was ruined and all their dreams are crushed and that a lonely death at some future point beckons....
Anyhow, hit me up if any of you need encouragement. We can work together to turn those frowns upside down.
Anyhow, hit me up if any of you need encouragement. We can work together to turn those frowns upside down.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:38 pm to Lsupimp
Bama 3:16 says you got your arse whipped 29-0.
Posted on 1/9/19 at 4:50 pm to EarlyCuyler3
Let it out.
Let it all out.
You have been through a significant trauma. All your hopes and dreams dashed just like that. This is a safe place. Let it out.
Let it all out.
You have been through a significant trauma. All your hopes and dreams dashed just like that. This is a safe place. Let it out.
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